Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

Ozark Tracker · October 07, 2006, 04:17:04 PM

CNN airs all the destruction live on tv and soon the PETVAG (people for etical treatment of vegatables and Gardens) show up and start protesting.

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 04:18:50 PM

Silver Creek Slim and the USDa both start shootin' canister rounds loaded with Black Eyed Peas at the protesters.

Ozark Tracker · October 07, 2006, 04:33:29 PM

some of the protestors start a passing out when the Black eyed peas begin exploding as they hit the ground

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 04:45:02 PM

As the protesters flee Slim loads a-sparrow-grass in his roller and starts firin' long range at the USDA.

Trinity · October 07, 2006, 10:25:31 PM

Soon the Black Eyed Peas begin singing and everyone flees.

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 10:30:18 PM

Even the fleas flee.

Silver Creek Slim · October 09, 2006, 01:21:19 PM

Slim gots out his mountain howitzer and shoots taters outta it.

Delmonico · October 09, 2006, 02:32:57 PM

The USDA deputizes a whole herd of Punkin Chunkers and moves the National Championship to Silver Creek Slim County.

Ozark Tracker · October 09, 2006, 06:58:51 PM

a pumpkin comes flying in and Slim intercepts it and makes a pumpkin pie in his dutch oven.

Silver Creek Slim · October 10, 2006, 09:15:02 AM

"Pumpkin pie is ready!"

Four-Eyed Buck · October 10, 2006, 09:28:12 AM

You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin?

?

Delmonico · October 10, 2006, 10:03:28 AM

Slim peppers Buck's hindside with a load a spit peas out of his 10. (Scatter load.)

Marshal harpoluke · October 10, 2006, 12:11:40 PM

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on October 10, 2006, 09:28:12 AM
You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin??

Don't know fer shure, but Dey maybe down-wind when the Revinoers burned off a big bunch of 'wildwood weed'

Sod Buster · October 10, 2006, 08:42:31 PM

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on October 10, 2006, 09:15:02 AM
"Pumpkin pie is ready!"

"Yee-Haw!" yells Sod Buster as he bellies up to the bar. He's got his fork and Reddy-Whip ready.

Got any Pumpkin Beer?

?

Trinity · October 10, 2006, 09:27:10 PM

Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement. Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.

Ozark Tracker · October 10, 2006, 09:34:33 PM

Quote from: Trinity on October 10, 2006, 09:27:10 PM
Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement. Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.

look at them two fellars he's running with, and your calling his can funny looking.

Trinity · October 10, 2006, 09:52:06 PM

"Naw, not his face, but that strange can he's got. LOOKY!!! He's aimin' it at tha pie!"

Ozark Tracker · October 10, 2006, 10:02:37 PM

RUN

Delmonico · October 10, 2006, 10:27:08 PM

Suddenly a USDA Sniper uses his pinto bean firing sniper rifle and shoots Sodbusters can.

In seconds there is fake whipped cream all over the place.

Slim throws an acorn squash at him and it explodes when it hits, gettin' seed in his eyes and blindin' him.

Lucky Irish Tom · October 11, 2006, 04:31:35 AM

Whilst Sod Buster is distracted Trinity dives face first into the pie!