Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Trinity]

 

[litl rooster]

 dang it, I just aight and now I'm Hongry again

[Sod Buster]

dang it, I just aight and now I'm Hongry again

Me too!
Were is that Vegetable Medley?

[Delmonico]

I got a friend named Vic Medley he lives over on Holdredge Street.

[Trinity]

"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up.  Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I got a friend named Vic Medley he lives over on Holdredge Street.

"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up.  Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"

well we might go on down to Vic's his wife's a probably cooking supper bout now.

[Delmonico]

I'm havin' sausage gravy made with canned cow and sourdough biscuits fer supper tonight, be ready about 6 CDT, if ya want some.

[Sod Buster]

"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up.  Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"

A big ol' plate of butter beans will do the trick!

[Trinity]

I'm havin' sausage gravy made with canned cow and sourdough biscuits fer supper tonight, be ready about 6 CDT, if ya want some.

My stomach is rumbling already... We'll just have to figure out if it's rumbling in the good way or not later on.  Gravy ALWAYS tastes good, but sometimes has an eee-ffect on me.

[Delmonico]

It was good, you should have stopped by Trinity, made it out of Farmland "Sausage and Bacon" sausage, contains 25% ground bacon.

Used bacon grease in the sourdough beeeeskits also.

[Sod Buster]

My stomach is rumbling already... We'll just have to figure out if it's rumbling in the good way or not later on.  Gravy ALWAYS tastes good, but sometimes has an eee-ffect on me.

Trinity:
I will have to learn you on how to make Vegetable Gravy!
It is good with Pot Roast or Steak.

[Trinity]

Del, looks excellent!!!

Sodbuster, I have no words to your comment but action:

[Sod Buster]

Sodbuster, I have no words to your comment but action:

[Delmonico]

If the vegtammales was mushrooms and there was some meat broth to flavor it then it would be OK.

[Trinity]

Just so long as the mushrooms are big enough to push aside!

[Delmonico]

A whole line of black suburbans pull up to Slim's factory, USDA is in bold white letters on the side.  They get out in their black jackets, USDA in white letters on the back.  The hollor on the bull horn, "USDA open up we have a warrent."   

Slim comes to the tower on the end and opens up with the Mighty Ten.  The USDA officers retreat, soon there are APC's and black helly-copters all around, Slim hollors down, "you'll never take me alive, I'm the leader of the Branch Cheeseheads."

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim throws out a vegatable grenade, it explodes and splatters all the agents with cooked green peas and carrots.

Trinity sees the carnage and passes out from the sight.

[Delmonico]

Soon the tanks show up at Mount Sausage and they start firin' flamin' egg plants back at Slim.   Slim retreats cause the Mighty 10 ain't worth poop agin a tank.

[Sod Buster]

Soon the tanks show up at Mount Sausage and they start firin' flamin' egg plants back at Slim.   Slim retreats cause the Mighty 10 ain't worth poop agin a tank.

Then Slim gets the idea to make an anti-tank device with cheese!
He empties out some shotgun shells and filles up some sausage tubes with the one true powder and lead shot.  Then he encases the whole device with Wisconsin CHEEEESEEE!!

Slim lights the fuse and throws them at the tanks.  The cheese allows the anti-tank devices to stick to the sides of the tanks.

Carnage follows!!!!

[Delmonico]

Then the long range artillery starts to lob watermelons into the compound, Slim loads up with Limburger cheese and fires it into their lines gaggin' several gun crews.  CNN  shows up and goes on live with a report of a food fight.