Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

Delmonico · September 05, 2006, 10:21:02 AM

And once in there he finds out that while Slim was out chasing Trinity, Delmonico has taken Slim's extra clothes and replaced them with sweaters and Poodle Skirts.

Silver Creek Slim · September 05, 2006, 10:34:28 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Lucky Irish Tom · September 05, 2006, 10:49:56 AM

Slim is faced with a dilema walk around in wet clothes or don the outfit that Del has left and try to conceal his identity by wearing the blond beehive wig in the closet.

Trinity · September 05, 2006, 11:48:55 AM

He chooses to don the wig and plenty of rouge. Soon Jerry Jeff Walker comes up and asks him for a date.

Ozark Tracker · September 05, 2006, 05:48:53 PM

Jerry Jeff, starts a singing

You don't have to call me darling, darling
you never even called me by my name.

Delmonico · September 05, 2006, 05:55:52 PM

As DAC says, "A friend of mine named Steve goodman wrote this song."

That's ok he was friends with Jrry Jeff also.

Ozark Tracker · September 05, 2006, 06:05:46 PM

youre right, don't know what I was thinking bout. must need to eat.

Delmonico · September 05, 2006, 06:12:38 PM

Well, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and moved to Arizona,
now I know why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor
is drier than than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots
that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can.

I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.

Well, it's cold over here, and I swear
I wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl
I promised I would meet on the third floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got
is a smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be home in a Texas bar.

I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.

Well, I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat
and go down to Marble Art Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances.
Chances will be taken, that's for sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize
that some people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you always seem to put your foot there.

I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.

Repeat chorus 'til the cows come home.

A friend of his name a Ray Wiley Hubbard wroted that one.

Ozark Tracker · September 05, 2006, 06:27:25 PM

that song is the reason I started watching any Austin city limits shows on PBS

Delmonico · September 05, 2006, 06:43:59 PM

That I think was the Ray Wiley Hubbard version.

He has a song called West Texas Dance Band that has a line about doin' a song by Jerry Jeff Walker, but that's Ok he does some of mine.

My favorite JJW song is the one about uninatin' into the prevailin' breezes.

"course Stereo Chickens is also good.

Silver Creek Slim · September 06, 2006, 11:01:53 AM

I turned to the MDA Telethon on Monday fer a few minutes. There was a girl, maybe 12 or 13, who sang a couple country songs. Guess what she did besides singing. As far as I'm concerned, all country songs should have some of this in them.

Trinity · September 06, 2006, 11:43:15 AM

Lemme guess... Yodel?

Silver Creek Slim · September 06, 2006, 12:02:06 PM

BINGO!

Slim

Ozark Tracker · September 07, 2006, 08:17:47 PM

when it comes to yodeling, I always think of Jimmy Rogers, the singing brakeman and all the blue yodels

Trinity · September 07, 2006, 08:30:05 PM

I like a good yodler.

Sod Buster · September 07, 2006, 09:36:08 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 07, 2006, 08:17:47 PM
when it comes to yodeling, I always think of Jimmy Rogers, the singing brakeman and all the blue yodels

I'm in the jailhouse now!

Sod Buster · September 07, 2006, 09:38:29 PM

Quote from: Trinity on September 07, 2006, 08:30:05 PM
I like a good yodler.

http://www.tommymarkham.com/Music/InTheJailhouseNow.htm

Ozark Tracker · September 07, 2006, 09:40:19 PM

Quote from: Sod Buster on September 07, 2006, 09:36:08 PM
I'm in the jailhouse now!

I'll see if'n I can find ya a yodeling bail bonds man

Delmonico · September 07, 2006, 10:09:09 PM

"Horse Thief Moon" by Ian Tyson is a yodelin' polka.

Her folks, they're rich folks, they farm seven sections, they just get on those big tractors and ride around all day,
They ain't big on cowboys, they ain't big on Henry, Henry don't you let then stand in your way.

litl rooster · September 10, 2006, 07:55:43 AM

Slim that little girl was on a talk/talent show a couple months ago, she is self taught.

try...Jewel (she learned from her daddy) and Wylie and the Wild West

Music is the only good thing to Come out of Tejas.....OT your first post was David Allen Coe....Ohio Penal Institute/not one of them Austin fellas