Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Trinity]

That is NOT an image I wish to think about!   OH!   I misunderstood.  I'm sorry...

[Delmonico]

Without any fingers, I'm kinda anxious to learn how he figured out how to use them! 

Don't know much about eller-funks do ya?

[Silver Creek Slim]

The fire bell rings loudly. The firemen and hefalump rush to the fire. They try to put out the fire. They look more like the Keystone Cops than firemen. 

[Ozark Tracker]

finally the eller-funk jumps on the fire and stomps it out with his big feet,  everything is destroyed but the fire is out.

[litl rooster]

Did they save the foundation?

[Ozark Tracker]

Naw,  but it'll make good crusher run gravel fer the driveway.

[Trinity]

Wait, I'm lost.  The beast starts the fire and then fights it?  Something doesn't add up here.

[litl rooster]

  Firemen make the best arsonist.................Job Security

[Trinity]

Hmmm.  Good point.

[Delmonico]

Remember only you can prevent a sausage factory fire.

[Ozark Tracker]

he's tricky fer being sa big ain't he

[Trinity]

I'll bet that was one tasty smellin' fire!!

[Ozark Tracker]

we might dig around in there and find a few sausages cooked just right.

[Trinity]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark start looking and find 2 sheets of metal from the roof, that had fell down on the brick floor, lifting up the sheet iron they find all the sausage that Slim had made since the rebuild. smashed flat by the eller funk jumping up and down and cooked perfectly by the fire

[Silver Creek Slim]

  Firemen make the best arsonist.................Job Security

Remember the movie "Backdraft".

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim looks at the ruins of the factory. He says the infamous words, "We can rebuild him it." 

[Trinity]

During his inspection, Slim finds Trinity and Ozark asleep in the middle of burned out factory.  Try as he might, Slim could not awaken the stuffed visitors.  The only proof that they are alive are the snores and other sounds.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark wake up before Slim starts rebuilding and wander off towards Trinity's stash of liquor.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim starts rebuilding the factories, agin.