Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Drawn by light and sound the Eller-funk enters tha thread.  He smells Eller-funk funk everywhere.  He is attracted to a large Clebrity that is covered in Eller-funk funk.

< PLEASE NOTE THE ANIMAL DECENCY LEAGUE HAS CENSORED THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST >

For those who are curious please search your grocery store newsstand in about nine months for the National Enquirer with the headline "I Gave Birth To The Eller-Funk's Child."

[Delmonico]

The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news.     The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.

[Marshal harpoluke]

The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news.     The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim starts the cleanup at the factory. 

[Delmonico]

'Least I got rid of the rotten eller-funk.

[Silver Creek Slim]

That was a BIG help. 

[Delmonico]

Glad to be of ass-sis-tance.

[Trinity]

With the destruction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant, does this mean that there ain' gonna be no sausages an' cheese!??

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark plants a big sign where the cheese & sausage used to be.


STUFFED SAUSAGE  FER SALE  KINGDOM OF OZARK TRACKER
ALSO POTTED MEATS

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim comes by on a steam bulldozer n flattens Ozarks sign.  Once he clears an area he is able to cobble together some of the machinery  and he begins to produce some sausages again.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories. Herds of beeves and hogs (A herd of hogs?) are brought in to replace the other animals that were used in the interim.  Wagons of milk and soft drink bottles pull in. The dairy, sausage factory, and soft drink factory are soon back at full production. Wagons leave with finished product.

[Sod Buster]

Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories.

How much are ya payin' them???  Or are they Free-Masons?   

[Delmonico]

The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim appoints Jumbo to be the County's Fire Chief. 

[litl rooster]

The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money.

That's too thin...................
uh maybe a starving artist................


I know there's a joke here

[Delmonico]

Suddenly in the night the trees of Silver Creek Slim County are back-lit by a fire in the New Improved Soda Pop/Cheese/Sausage Factory.  Seems that Slim's new Fire Chief likes to play with matches.

[Trinity]

Without any fingers, I'm kinda anxious to learn how he figured out how to use them! 

[Ozark Tracker]

I suppose he was first in his class in eller funk school

[Trinity]

I don't know how I like the idea of an ellerfunk that can operate matches.

[Ozark Tracker]

he could'a been flicking his bic