Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

Lucky Irish Tom · August 14, 2006, 06:58:22 AM

Drawn by light and sound the Eller-funk enters tha thread. He smells Eller-funk funk everywhere. He is attracted to a large Clebrity that is covered in Eller-funk funk.

< PLEASE NOTE THE ANIMAL DECENCY LEAGUE HAS CENSORED THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST >

For those who are curious please search your grocery store newsstand in about nine months for the National Enquirer with the headline "I Gave Birth To The Eller-Funk's Child."

Delmonico · August 16, 2006, 10:24:18 PM

The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news.

The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.

Marshal harpoluke · August 17, 2006, 09:33:37 AM

Quote from: Delmonico on August 16, 2006, 10:24:18 PM
The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news. The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.

Silver Creek Slim · August 17, 2006, 10:00:31 AM

Slim starts the cleanup at the factory.

Delmonico · August 17, 2006, 10:17:40 AM

'Least I got rid of the rotten eller-funk.

Silver Creek Slim · August 17, 2006, 10:21:30 AM

That was a BIG help.

Delmonico · August 17, 2006, 10:22:46 AM

Glad to be of ass-sis-tance.

Trinity · August 17, 2006, 06:35:27 PM

With the destruction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant, does this mean that there ain' gonna be no sausages an' cheese!??

Ozark Tracker · August 17, 2006, 06:53:51 PM

Ozark plants a big sign where the cheese & sausage used to be.

STUFFED SAUSAGE FER SALE KINGDOM OF OZARK TRACKER
ALSO POTTED MEATS

Lucky Irish Tom · August 17, 2006, 07:00:49 PM

Slim comes by on a steam bulldozer n flattens Ozarks sign. Once he clears an area he is able to cobble together some of the machinery and he begins to produce some sausages again.

Silver Creek Slim · August 18, 2006, 09:12:37 AM

Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories. Herds of beeves and hogs (A herd of hogs?) are brought in to replace the other animals that were used in the interim.

Wagons of milk and soft drink bottles pull in. The dairy, sausage factory, and soft drink factory are soon back at full production. Wagons leave with finished product.

Sod Buster · August 18, 2006, 09:33:57 AM

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 18, 2006, 09:12:37 AM
Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories.

How much are ya payin' them??? Or are they Free-Masons?

Delmonico · August 18, 2006, 09:41:21 AM

The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money.

Silver Creek Slim · August 18, 2006, 10:35:47 AM

Slim appoints Jumbo to be the County's Fire Chief.

litl rooster · August 18, 2006, 04:02:54 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on August 18, 2006, 09:41:21 AM
The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money.

That's too thin...................
uh maybe a starving artist................

I know there's a joke here

Delmonico · August 19, 2006, 01:04:07 PM

Suddenly in the night the trees of Silver Creek Slim County are back-lit by a fire in the New Improved Soda Pop/Cheese/Sausage Factory. Seems that Slim's new Fire Chief likes to play with matches.

Trinity · August 19, 2006, 10:20:47 PM

Without any fingers, I'm kinda anxious to learn how he figured out how to use them!

Ozark Tracker · August 19, 2006, 10:30:36 PM

I suppose he was first in his class in eller funk school

Trinity · August 19, 2006, 10:35:26 PM

I don't know how I like the idea of an ellerfunk that can operate matches.

Ozark Tracker · August 19, 2006, 10:45:37 PM

he could'a been flicking his bic