Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Delmonico]

A fellar from Kansas City comes by to talk to Fritz, "I got a product we make in our plant at Crete in Newbrassky, I think it would work well with yer breakfast menu."

Fritz says, "I'll buy a truck load of it, the stuff we have now is suspect, I used to work there, ya never know what will go in the sausage.    Why right now their is a hairy ellerfunk watin' his turn."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim has signs put up at the borders of the county.

Importing of
Cheese and Sausage
into Silver Creek County
is strictly verboten
by order of the County Executive.

[Delmonico]

A tunnel is dug from Newbrassky and the sausage keeps comin' in.

[Silver Creek Slim]

The County Importation Inspector does a routine check of Hooters and finds imported sausage. The Sheriff locks Fritz in jail until the County judge comes back from his African Safari in a month. 

[Delmonico]

The fella from Kansas City sends the corp-er-ate ;awyer to the Sue-pree-m court and gets him released and brings an Anti-trust suit again Silver Creek County and the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage Factory when it is discovered that the county commisioner owns the plant.

[Trinity]

An angry Trinity goes to the telegraph office.

[Delmonico]

But Slim has cut the wires.

[Delmonico]

When Sodbuster gets to the border, he's stopped by the SCSCST (Silver Creek Slim County Storm Troopers.)  While they are searchin' his wagon and bruisin' the veggies, the Meaga Movers Team from The History Channel come in and get the Hooters and head past the border with it and Fritz who has done such a good job.

"cross the border there is a company meeting, it is decided not to go to Irish Tom's Pub, the lawyer would be a pain, so they head back to litl roosterville.

<Please exit to the little roosterville thread.>

[Sod Buster]

When Sodbuster gets to the border, he's stopped by the SCSCST (Silver Creek Slim County Storm Troopers.)  While they are searchin' his wagon and bruisin' the veggies, the Meaga Movers Team from The History Channel come in and get the Hooters and head past the border with it and Fritz who has done such a good job.

"cross the border there is a company meeting, it is decided not to go to Irish Tom's Pub, the lawyer would be a pain, so they head back to litl roosterville.

Sod Buster turns his wagon and follows the Mega Movers to Litl Roosterville.  He hopes that his veggies won't be too bruised for the Grand Reopening of the Litl Roosterville Hooters.  He even brings extra cucumbers for the Hooters Girls!

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Good riddance. I don't know why or who had the place move ta MY county in the first place."   

[Arcey]

<--Sneaks quietly inta Slim's office findin' 'im werkin' on 'verboten' signs.  Movin' quick, 'e knocks Slim's hat off then dumps a bucket ah stewed okra mixed wit soil all o'er 'im then beats ah hasty retreat.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Yuck!" Slim grabs the "Mighty Ten" and fires both barrels at the retreating fannie. 

[Delmonico]

How ever they are some of Delmonico's Boomarang Double aught Buck Shot from the Newbrassky thread and Slim just gets himself............................................again.

[Trinity]

"Good riddance. I don't know why or who had the place move ta MY county in the first place."   

"Ah know who done it.  Kain' tell ya though, cause Ah got mah job back.  Don' wanna jep... jepper... ... risk it!"

[Delmonico]

I did it cause I was bored.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Bored or board or boared? 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes stompin' into the thread and goes up and knocks on the door of the cheese/sausage factory, "durn it Slim, when are you gonna get them eller-funk sausages done?

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Since someone stole my foreman, the hephalump rund away 'fore we cud process it." 

Construction starts on the new soft-drink bottling factory.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uh Slim, hate ta tell ya pard but tha eller-funk were daid when it got shipped to ya.  If it run away tha onliest thing I kin think mighta happent iz someone in yer plant give it a lectric shock an brought it back frum tha daid.  If that's tha case then y'all gots a giant Frank'n'funk runnin round Silver Creek Slim County.