Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Delmonico]

Tom helped.

[Ozark Tracker]

I've heard of going on vacation and having a hot mud bath, but I don't know how a warm?*?*  bath would be

[Trinity]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

as Slim crawls up out of the glupp(?)  he hollers out, 

NEXT BATHER

Trinity I think it's your turn.

[Trinity]

"Nope!"  It's not that time of year yet.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: I tolt Del if he was gonna hang me while I was gone at least build walls around the gallows so that there would be some doubt that I was truely hung.  I never thought that I would be run o'er by a heffalump and git a heffalump excrement bath.  )

Slim waddles to the Ralph and cleans up.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The EPA man pulls up to where Slim is bathing in the Ralph, Meanwhile Del leads a herd of cattle into the Ralph upstream of Slim's location.

[Sod Buster]

<Arthur's note: I tolt Del if he was gonna hang me while I was gone at least build walls around the gallows so that there would be some doubt that I was truely hung.  I never thought that I would be run o'er by a heffalump and git a heffalump excrement bath.  )

Slim waddles to the Ralph and cleans up.

Sod Buster wanders by and sees Slim in the water.  He hopes that the river will bring all of those nutrients to Sodbuster Township.  The crops would appreciate it.

[Ozark Tracker]

At least Slim had his wash tub handy.

[Delmonico]

The "Mega Mover's" crew from The History Channel bring the litl roosterville/Trinityland Hooters and set it down next to The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage factory.It arrives just as the whistle blows for lunch break.  All the workers head over fer lunch.

[Trinity]

The "Mega Mover's" crew from The History Channel bring the litl roosterville/Trinityland Hooters and set it down next to The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage factory.It arrives just as the whistle blows for lunch break.  All the workers head over fer lunch.

"Ah only callt them.  They wasn't 'posed ta move nothin' till fust tawkin wif me 'bout it!"

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Sounds like a bad case of musical Hooters..............

[Delmonico]

Slim is sittin' high up in his office overlookin' the factory floor, he notices the factory is quiet and it's two hours after lunch time.  He looks around and sees no one, he goes outside and discovers the Hooters next door and goes to check it out.  He finds all his employee's still havin' lunch.

[Delmonico]

The foreman of The Silver Creek Slim county Sausage and Cheese Factory comes up to Slim,  "I quit, Hooters has offered me a far better deal to run this here Hooters in Silver Creek Slim County.  They said the last two places it was at is was badly mis-managed."

[Ozark Tracker]

"Ah only callt them.  They wasn't 'posed ta move nothin' till fust tawkin wif me 'bout it!"

the history channel had been doing a special on sneak attacks and they just decided to pull a sneak attack on the Hooters

[Ozark Tracker]

By the way, did Slim every get that burnt out HO  to working

[Delmonico]

Don't recall that he did, but he could send the maintance man from The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese factory over to do it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Fritz, how much is Hooter gonna pay ya?" Fritz scribbles on a piece of paper and shows it to Slim.  "Good luck at Hooters, Fritz." "The rest of ya back to verk. I ain't payin' ya fer a 3 hour luuuuuuuunch break!" 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Typical boss, no sense of humor..................

[Silver Creek Slim]