Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Trinity]

When I was three years old I became very ill with something that the doctors could not figure out.  I don't remember any of it and it went away as quickly as it came, but the diet of cottage cheese and pineapples remained.  I remember it very well and surprisingly can still eat it, but only when it's put before me.  I don't ask for it.

Interestingly, according to my mother, during this illness is when I stopped eating vegetables.  Before then I ate everything. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The stuff that stays in the cloth is the curds, the stuff that leaks out is the whey.

Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge.  Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!" 

[Delmonico]

I just tell them they'll go to hell for botherin' folks who don't want bothered.   " course if the summer solstice was comin' soon I'd invite them to dance naked in an oak grove by the light of a bonfire that night.   I've never tolt anyone I'm a Druid, folks just assume it sometimes.

[Arcey]

Know ah boy whut's close ta thirty years old now.  Spent two years as a Mormon Missionary.  Ridin' the bikes - shirt 'n tie.

These days, when he sees 'em comin, he mutters one word......................  RUN!!!!!

[Trinity]

Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge.  Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!" 

[Delmonico]

With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County.

[Sod Buster]

With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County.

Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land.  I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow! 

[Ozark Tracker]

Well, I hope Slim & Family can swim   just in case about the time Slims sees the water, a big boat bumps into Slim's front porch complete with food, drinks and fishing poles.

[Delmonico]

Just then a big musky chews up the porch and it falls into the water, savin' the dogs livin' under it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land.  I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow! 

"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though." 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky.  "Bout four miles south of Palmyra.

[Trinity]

He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan. 

Yep. 

There is a Silver Creek 'bout hundred yards south of my house that runs thru my father-in-laws land. From doing research for my genealogy, I found out there is one in Sheboygan County WI near where some of my ancestors settled.

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky.  "Bout four miles south of Palmyra.

Yer having waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with that camera. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

He's gonna have that thing wore out before long if he keeps up this pace.  or at least a battery charge.

[litl rooster]

Mebbe we could bribe Rita to hide it on him


FYI...... I believe it's just south of 4 Eyed Bucks place there is a Pee Wee crik, in which my daughter always called

[Sod Buster]

"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though." 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Or himself.  "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim."

[Sod Buster]

Or himself.  "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim."

I can't.  The river flows through his County before it gits to Sod Buster Township.  Our water supply is wholy dependant on how well Slim & his dogs behave! 

[Trinity]

I thought it ended in Silver Creek Slim Country.  Oh, congratulations to Slim on his windfall at the poker tables!