Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Silver Creek Slim]

I just picked up ten pounds last night. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

El Kabong and a jar of jam are also in the gear.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Dust in my eye agin. 

Slim

[Trinity]

And mine! 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sneaks accross the county line, low and below the radar so to speak.   Luckly Silver Creek Slim County has lots of trees so Delmonico can slip from tree to tree till he's right up behind Slim.     He hollors, "Boo."  Slim turns around and is met by a paint brush full Hot Pink Paint.

[Camille Eonich]

Ya got him!!! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim grabs the "Mighty Ten" loaded with Wiscooooooooooonsin cheese curds and shoots Del in the posterior as he's crossin' the county line. 

[Trinity]

"Boy howdy.  That thar pank shotgun is gonna look mighty purty at tha match tomorry." 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I didn't use the "Mighty Ten". I'z need to replace a bent firin' pin. So, I used a mule-ear coach gun.

Slim

[Trinity]

Lucky you.    Ah'll bet ya been workin' hard a-scrapin' that pain' off today, huh?

[Delmonico]

I done think the pink paint done in Slim today, must a stayed home and is soakin' his body in turpintine.

[Chance]

Fine steel wool helps when the turps has started to work.   

[Trinity]

"He's prolly loadin' some special shells up just fer you, Dail." 

[Delmonico]

I just talked to him on the phone, but I'll let him explain, I'm not going to be the one to tell you he had diarrra.

[Delmonico]

Woops, guess I already did, Hey Slim, how do you delete a post, I know the button is here somewhere,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Trinity]

 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[Delmonico]

I souldn't make fun of slim, Diarra ain't no laughin' matter, I got E Coli in 1980, I had it fer 6 weeks.

[Silver Creek Slim]

6 weeks!  I only had it fer 24 hours.

Slim

[Delmonico]

The insurance paid the doctor bills and the hospital bill, but the cost of the toilet paper 'bout wiped me out.