Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Delmonico]

By early Sunday mornin' the tumbleweeds is blowin' around Silver Creek Slim County.  The sausage factory is makin' tofu sausage also.

[Delmonico]

With the county lookin' abandoned, Kraft comes in and sets up a Velveeta factory and Blue Bonnet sets up a margerine factory.

[Ozark Tracker]

The Velvetta people find a photo of Slim, and decide to put it on thier party cheese pack.

[Delmonico]

The Blue Bonnet folks like the same picture and crop off his had and make a special low fat margerine called "Black Hat."

[Ozark Tracker]

with Slim not knowing anything about this, he starts getting strange looks from all the people in Iowa and they start asking fer his audi-graph.

he feels like a movie start

[Delmonico]

Suddenly the Ioway Dairy Farmers Assc. starts coming towards him with a bucket of hot tar and a bag of feathers.

[Trinity]

Slim doesn't realize what they are intending and reaches out with hands full of already signed photographs that he had made up only an hour before.

[Delmonico]

After being tarred and feathered, Slim is ready to leave Ioway.

[Trinity]

A smart alec has new photos made, pre-printed with Slim's signature for him to pass out.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim runs till he reaches town and turns down the first street he come to

[Delmonico]

As he runs down the street a local resident hollors, "Velveeta Boy Go Home."

[Trinity]

  I guess Slim will be wanting to be told how to get... how to get from Sesame Street.

[Delmonico]

Naw he'll be too "wasted away in Velveetavile, lookin' for his large micro-wave pack."

[Trinity]

Watch out for those pop top's slim.  They're bigger in Velveetaville than in Margaritaville.

[litl rooster]

OUCH!

[Trinity]

OUCH!

Look, litl rooster screamed in the color of VELVEETA.

Trinity looks up and see's the fancy new bar/dining hall in town:

[Trinity]

Outside the Velveeta Room, there is a barker extolling the virtues of Velveeta over the Blue Box.

[Sod Buster]

Are those Jelly Beans around the word "VELVETTA" ??
Wonder what the combination of Jelly Beans and Velvetta tastes like........

Sod Buster heads home for a Artichoke Heart Pizza......

[Trinity]

Probably about as good as that pizza you're going to have.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Kraft carves a statue of Slim out of Velveeta!