Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

litl rooster · October 15, 2006, 03:19:16 PM

Quote from: Trinity on October 15, 2006, 10:52:08 AM

, Small Rooster?

seen that thought Dick Dastardly was visiting..........................................Hands Trinity the bag, here wear it around yer neck it will wart off colds

Ozark Tracker · October 16, 2006, 11:42:21 AM

Trinity ties a good hard knot as he puts the bag around his neck. as he begins ta walk away he starts looking around to see what smells.

Lucky Irish Tom · October 16, 2006, 01:48:20 PM

The smell has Trinity walking in circles, before he can determine where it's coming from he realizes he tied the rope too tight around his neck and passes out from the lack of oxygen to the brain.

Ozark Tracker · October 16, 2006, 06:21:07 PM

every time Trinity raises his head up he gets another breath from the bag and passes back out.

Delmonico · October 16, 2006, 07:13:29 PM

Suddenly a stray okra projectile cuts the rope and removes the bag. Trinity is covered is sticky okra sap.

Trinity · October 16, 2006, 07:56:22 PM

Trinity writhes as if he were covered in ants, hot coals and acid.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

Ozark Tracker · October 16, 2006, 08:01:27 PM

Trinity grabs the stinky bag and uses it to wipe off the okra

Delmonico · October 16, 2006, 11:31:59 PM

The bag tears and Trinity is cover with pieces of paper bag he can't get off.

Ozark Tracker · October 17, 2006, 07:45:11 AM

with the bag tore and the contents all over him, with the smell creeping all over Trinity, he passes out

Delmonico · October 17, 2006, 08:08:11 AM

An airplane flies over and drops a 20,000 pound bomb that lands near Trinity burying him in Brussels Sprouts.

Ozark Tracker · October 17, 2006, 05:28:58 PM

Trinity digs his way out and looks around to see what the next vegatable coming at him is, he accidently swallows 2 or 3 brussel sprouts as he climbs out.

litl rooster · October 17, 2006, 06:24:46 PM

Oh the Bouncing Betty Brussell Sprout Bomb was it by chance dropped by the Royal Sod Buster Air Corp?

Delmonico · October 17, 2006, 06:33:11 PM

A black helly-copter drops ar-tea-chokes on litl rooster.

Silver Creek Slim · October 17, 2006, 06:59:28 PM

Slim loads the mountain howitzer were 10 lbs of chick peas, points it towards the the big black bird, and touches it off. BOOM!!!

litl rooster · October 17, 2006, 07:04:23 PM

thank ye Slim...............ar-tea-chokes rate right up there on the tastless meter with okra and lima beans

Delmonico · October 17, 2006, 07:09:15 PM

Waves of B-52's drop 100 tons of 'maters each on Slim's Factory in "Operation Ketchup."

Ozark Tracker · October 17, 2006, 07:18:33 PM

Slim deciedes to take advantage of the tomato's and sets up his factory line to can them. Slim's I-talian spagatti sause.

Lucky Irish Tom · October 18, 2006, 04:59:34 AM

with sausage added fer flavor!

Delmonico · October 18, 2006, 09:24:38 AM

The B-52's come back in waves, droppin habby-narrow peppers this time, things get so hot for Slim, he runs to the No Man's Land between the threads.

Silver Creek Slim · October 18, 2006, 10:10:43 AM

But, he comes back and starts canning HOT salsa.