Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Silver Creek Slim]

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Slim has almost made it back to his sausage factory when he sees a train pull up with a cattle care on it.   As the RR workers open the door a large hairy ellerfunk dashes out and heads right toward Slim...................................................................................................................................

Stay Tuned for our next episode of Silver Creek Slin County!

Will Slim be run over by the ellerfunK?

Will he get out of the way  in Time?

Check in tommorow, same time, same station.

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Heck, why wait, we all know what is going to happen!

The ellerfunk runs right over Slim.

From page 20.

Slim

[Delmonico]

Well that was on the 20th, what ya been doin'?

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Someone had ta take over the foreman's duties." 

[Delmonico]

Well the eller-funk just showed up in Newbrassky.

[Delmonico]

Ya need a better foreman, a good one would have had the brats done.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sorry Slim I checked an yer right, it was brethin when it got here.  It died of boredom waitin on yer foreman! 

[Delmonico]

Nope it is 'live and well, it left the Newbrassky thread and is wonderin' round in the no man's land tween the treads, never know where it will turn up next.

[Silver Creek Slim]

The construction of the bottling plant is finished. Wagons of bottles arrive at the plant. Production begins. 

[Ozark Tracker]

he better watch out, ole Darth Tater is after him right now, down in Sod Buster's thread

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk runs into the Silver Creek Slim County thread and runs right through the bottlin' plant like a bull in a china shop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or rather like an eller-funk in a bottlin' plant.  When he leaves Slim has three unbroken bottles left.

It then runs out of the thread and into the no-man' land or rather the no-persons land between threads.  (Sorry fergot about our furrier.)

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk runs back into the Silver Creek Slim thread, Delmonico follows it with his eller-funk gun from the Newbrassky thread.  He gets a clear shot and it drops right there by Slim's office windo at the Silver Creek Slim cheese,sausage and soda pop factory.  Delmonico realizes the factory is closed till Monday. 

He slips back out of the thread and makes a note not to come back for a while, that eller-funk ain't gonna smell good by Monday in this heat.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes walking down to the soda pop factory to get a rc/coca cola out of the machine, when he sees the eller-funk laying there by the door.  seeing a hole in it the size of a coffee can, and the plant being closed,  Ozark skins the critter and takes the hide back to nebrassky thread with him to tan it

bound to be good for somthing,  I can mount the head and give it to Trinity and Sherlene fer a weddin  present.

[Delmonico]

After Ozark skins the eller-funk, the flies have it easy, by dark the carcass is a buzzin'.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico peeks in and sees that the eller-funk is startin' to liquidfy and Slim's office air-conditioner is drawin' it into his office.

[Delmonico]

The Turkey Vultures flyin' over the Silver Creek Slim factory is spotted by a local TV reportor who checks it out, seeing the now fully putrid, fly and maggot infested carcass, he gets an idea for a promotion and soon the 60 Minutes Crew is set up waitin' fer Slim to come to work and explain what this un-healthy mess is doin' outside his office at The Silver Creek Slim County Sausage/Cheese and Pop Factory.

[Delmonico]

As they stand by the nausating remains of the eller-funk, the 60 Minutes news crew is gettin' impatient, Silver Creek Slim is late to work.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim decides to take a couple days vacation. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

CNN shows up at the plant to film the protests from "The Royal Ellerfunk Society" who want to have the EPA and the Fish and Game Commission shut down Slim's plant.

[Delmonico]

A roar is heard off to the South-West.

[Delmonico]

The NICCSTE enters the Silver Creek County Thread with a roar, shortly after there is an explosion and a bright light and rotten eller-funk chunks rain down.