Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark also makes a deal with Sod Buster to deliver 250 bushel of dry corn when it is harvested, in the fall,   to Trinity

[Silver Creek Slim]

Tell me if it's any good.

Slim

It weren't bad, Sleeeum.

It's gotta be good. It's about Silver Creek. 
I just ordered it thru inter-library loan.

Slim

[Trinity]

Hmmmm. 

Uh, when are you supposed to get it?

[Sod Buster]

Ozark also makes a deal with Sod Buster to deliver 250 bushel of dry corn when it is harvested, in the fall,   to Trinity

Did ya want Indian Corn or Sweet Corn??

[Ozark Tracker]

go ahead and send him some of the Indian corn, maybe he can make some fire water out of it

[Sod Buster]

go ahead and send him some of the Indian corn, maybe he can make some fire water out of it

It could make for some colorful squeezin's:

[Ozark Tracker]

I've always liked the looks of the Indian corn

the fella that was plowing his corn with his mule has a really nice garden growing here behind the house, he's got corn, water melons, canalopes that 4 inches of rain the last few days sure didn't hurt anything.

[Trinity]

"Tha color of tha cone don' have nothin' ta do with tha final product.  Sweet cone might make tha alcohol con-ten' a lil' higher."

[Delmonico]

The so called Indian Corn you get in the fall that is multi colored is just one variety of "Indian Corn"  it was common to the South-west region and is somewhat drought resistant.  The different tribes in the different regions had many kinds of corn that was white, blue, red yellow and multi-colored and included dent corn, flint corn, sweet corn, pop corn and even some husk cork where each kernel had it's own husk.

BTW way, that calico corn makes some of the best roastin' ears I've ever ate, and I mean roastin' ears, not boilin' ears.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Why would ya wanna boil yer ears Del, iz yer haid infected? 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico whops Tom with a green willow stick.  "Cause folks keep askin' me if I want a roastin' ear and then the boil it."   Course it don't matter a bit any more cause corn is on my list of don't eats.  Durn it, it's hard to make it through the summer with out roastin' ears.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Hmmmm. 

Uh, when are you supposed to get it?

Not sure, maybe next week.

Slim

[Trinity]

Not sure, maybe next week.

Slim

Maybe sooner...

[Silver Creek Slim]

Maybe sooner...

What are ya implying?

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity,
I got the package yesterday and watched both. Thanks. The movie is the best movie ever made, since it has Silver Creek in the title.  But, seriously, I was a purdy good movie. Thanks. Did I say that before? 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

The dairy and sausage factory are humming. Wagons are arriving with raw materials and wagons are living with finished goods.

[Trinity]

Glad you liked it Slim.  Them derned "Claim-jumpers" got what they had coming, didn't they?

[Silver Creek Slim]

They sure did. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Suddenly the sausage and cheese factory grinds to a halt, the volcano in litle roosterville has messed up part of the power grid, Silver Creek County has a blackout.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
After Slim settles down a touch, he gets the hydroelectic plant running at full power and the factories are again running at full capacity.