Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Didja bring em in special from Slim's Chicken Ranch Leo?

[Texas Lawdog]

It's been sorta cool up around Slim's part of the counrty, I figger his chicks won't be nekkid.

[litl rooster]

Ya mean you was lookin at the menu?
     If the Hooters folks had any common sense they'd print it on the gals' T-shirts.


Leo

I  would be lookin at the menu

[litl rooster]

Did anyone point out that Leo's new property is part of a yankee controlled statehood....Wait till Tax time


lr  >who went to Al Swearengens skool of bidniz<

[Texas Lawdog]

OH  NO!

[Major E A Sterner]

Leo has nothing to worry about, Thet land he bought was sold to him by tha Chief of tha facowie tribe an can't be taxed by no lowdown yankee tax collector, (I used my contacts up here in yankeeland to make sure it was untouchable by yankees)So Leo, Start buildin yer "Gentlemans " Club and lets have a PARTY!!

[Leo Tanner]

Construction has begun.
     Thank you all who have supported me in this venture.  Major's loophole not only got me a break at tax time but a grant as well.    
     The party will be one ta remember, I gare-un-tee.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

OT,  We oughta get a special discount because of our Cherokee ancestors.

[Leo Tanner]

Oh you will. 
     An if ya ever get tired of lookin at the wimmin dancin around there's an addition bein put on fer slot machines too!
We're talkin Shangrila here folks


Leo

[litl rooster]

  ah...but we have Faro!     wanna buck the Tiger?<our Bandits have 2 arms<

[Leo Tanner]

  ah...but we have Pharo!     wanna buck the Tiger?<our Bandits have 2 arms<

     Well if ya all's under Egyption law I guess the move ta the rez suited me jus fine.
Let my people go!!!
     Wait a minute, I was raised Catholic.  Well anyhow, let folks who wanna look at nekkid wimmin swingin around on a pole go!!!.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

We can have gaming on the reservations, we just can't have all that stuff goin' on in the same bldg.

[Leo Tanner]

We're in uncharted territory here.  We'll take it as far as we can til the Feds start pokin their nose in.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Feds don't have jurisdiction on the Res, only the BIA or Tribal Police.

[Tensleep]

Feds don't have jurisdiction on the Res, only the BIA or Tribal Police.

FBI sez they have jurisdiction nationwide, nothing barred!

[Trinity]

Bruno comes up the river from Trinityland and enters the litlroosterville HOOTERS covered in soot and orders a beer.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Bruno comes up the river from Trinityland and enters the litlroosterville HOOTERS covered in soot and orders a beer.

A molitov cocktail falls out of his overalls and sets the Hooters on fire.! 

[litl rooster]

looks like remodeling is going to be in order

[Texas Lawdog]

Where's the Hootersville FD?  Somebody get  ahold of MR. Haney, Sam Drucker, Hank Gimble, Uncle Joe, and the Boys on the Cannonball to get the Fire Brigade down there to clean up the mess.

[Ozark Tracker]

Arnold the pig shows up at the fire, finds some spilled beer and fills up.