Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

Tex there's the reason Trinity stays employed at litl Roosterville....He has a keen eye for a good promotion

[Texas Lawdog]

It Takes a Village.

[litl rooster]

It Takes a Village.

and I am the Idiot

[Texas Lawdog]

We are not alone, My Brother!

[Leo Tanner]

I had a friendly argument with a bar owner who wouldn't let me smoke a ceegar.  I asked him why I can be choked to death with stale, low quality tobacco, but can't smoke fresher, quality stuff.  He said he understood my argument, but he didn't want people complaining about cigar.  Now, as I said, it was a friendly argument, so I let it drop but his reasoning did not hold water.

As in "Duck of Death"?

I got a good laugh when the writer kid had listened ta Gene Hackman so much he started sayin "so the duck did this?" an "the duck did that?".

See ya all at the Hooters, I'm buyin taday.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Bring on the HOT WINGS and the COLD BEER!

[Leo Tanner]

Ya mean you was lookin at the menu?
     If the Hooters folks had any common sense they'd print it on the gals' T-shirts.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, Then you would have to get real close to read the fine print.

[Leo Tanner]

And?

[Texas Lawdog]

To see If it was regular or extra crispy.

[Trinity]

"Ah thought Ah was the idjut.  Mah rights done been vye-o-lated.  Ah thank Ah'll take this up with the EEOC/NAACP/NCAA/NAPA."


Since Trinity is the manager of the litlroosterville HOOTERS and can drink and eat all he wants, Leo's offer to foot the bill is not that enticing.  Suddenly, Trinity comes up with an idea that will make his boss very happy.  First, Trinity serves the brew:



Then he changes the sign:

[Texas Lawdog]

You just lost my bidness. I don't care how good-lookiin' the woemens are and how skimpy their clothes are. I ain;t payin' no $125. a bottle for beer.

[Trinity]

"But you ain' payin'.  Leo said he had tha tab.  'Sides, tha pretzels is on tha house... limit two per customer"

[Ozark Tracker]

2 per customer,  do ya have them giant pretzels

[Trinity]

"Whatchoo see is whatchoo git.  If'n ya be wantin' a larger pretzel, we'll haveta charge Leo fer it."

[Tensleep]

Gimme 4 o' them extry large pretzels wif cheese 

an' 4 o' them Bud's....

charge it to Leo 

[Ozark Tracker]

well if Leo is paying how bout some sliced thick bologna and a little cheese,   and if ya can get that commidity cheese it's sure is good.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity,

Since it is almost Oktober,.......got any Pumpkin beer?

[Trinity]

"You got it fellers.  Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess.  Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake.   It's got to go!!!

Leo, yer total so far is as follows:

40x beer at $125 = $5,000.00
8x XL Pretzel at $45 = $360.00
40x Cheese $.15 = $6.00
8x Xthick balogna $50 = $400.00
1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10

Sub total = $5,766.10
Tip = $2,883.00

"Ah'll keep tha tab a-runnin' fer tha other fellers."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess.  Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake.   It's got to go!!!

Leo, yer total so far is as follows:

1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10

I am happy to know my order didn't hurt Leo's pocketbook any!