Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

SPIT..........cheap

[Trinity]

Trinity runs and pushes his way to the front of the line with a napkin tied around his neck.

[Trinity]

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Whar'd all dem sheep come from? Litl Rooster must be raisin' 'em agin." 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim, dontcha know that most politico's like litl rooster always got a flock a <spit><spit>sheep <spit><spit>folloerin them around. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I didn't know that."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into town and tells everyone to get it cleaned up fast and get everything secure, we're havin' a convention the week after next.

[Trinity]

All that's left of the waitresses are the not-so-attractive and misshapen ones.  Trinity looks at them and cringes.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "durn it yer in charge here, you have till the 10th of Sept to get this straightened out.   I'll get you some help.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "durn it yer in charge here, you have till the 10th of Sept to get this straightened out.   I'll get you some help.

OK, I put TL in charge of security.

[Leo Tanner]

A sign goes up:

THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL

LEG OF LAMB

RACK OF LAMB

LAMB CHOPS

MUTTON STEW

I figgured Sherry Lewis would be here an I could get an autograph.  Them homely gals looked at me like I was crazy er somethin.

[Trinity]

Trinity finds pictures of two new applicants and screams. 







"Ah gotta brang this place back up to her foe-muh gloe-ree afore Ah lose mah job."   Trinity quickly sends a telegram to the Ozark Tracker.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo screams even louder.

[litl rooster]

great googly moogly! this gets skerry evertime some one post here................

Trinity can I have a word with you in my office?

[Texas Lawdog]

The Times they are a changin'.

[Trinity]

great googly moogly! this gets skerry evertime some one post here................

Trinity can I have a word with you in my office?

With head hung low:

"Yes sir, sorry sir.  It won' happen agin.   Ah gots a cart-load of womens comin' tomorry fer a inter-vewww."

[litl rooster]

>click<   Tom, pour Trinity a cold one on me please


Remember now Trinity lovely ladies induce men to eat more wings and drink more sweet tea....The ladies you been hiring lately...well they got nice personalities and all but, they make men wanna drink "Everclear" and get mean

[Texas Lawdog]

And chew off their arms the next mornin'.

[litl rooster]

lol

[Texas Lawdog]

I gotta a couple of suggestions for wimmmen.    Flo, the gal on the Nationwide commerical, and the gal on the Planters' Cashew commericals.