Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Sod Buster]

a big thanks to whoever invented suspenders

Yup.

[Trinity]

I used to wear suspenders when I thought they looked good.  Didn't need them, I just liked them.  Now..... Now, I need them.  Belts just weren't made for folks with no contour.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark and Trinity decide to open up a Bubbles and Babes car wash in litl roosterville,  they start interviewing girls right away.

[Trinity]

The first three girls slap Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

The first three girls slap Trinity.

you know what they say, ya gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet contiue the search

[Trinity]

*Slap*
*Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

[Ozark Tracker]

where bouts are you getting these potential employees    we gonna havta find a different bunch

[Trinity]

Trinity's face is swollen, so his utterances cannot be understood, but it looks as if he is trying to smile.

[Ozark Tracker]

they decide to advertise in the nickle saver paper to see if they can get some applicants who want to do this type of work.

[Trinity]

Five women show up.  The number of teeth between them total up to ten.

[Ozark Tracker]

dern nickle saver papers,  I's afraid of that, we'll havta advertise somewhere else.  maybe one of them big city papers.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Like Blue Eye, Arkansas? 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

lordy Slim, that thar paper covers 2 states, Arkansas and Missouri,  I mean it covers Carroll county and Stone and Greene county in Mo.  it might be a little too big.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sides them big city gals iz liable ta shoot Trinity instead a slappin im! 

[Trinity]

lordy Slim, that thar paper covers 2 states, Arkansas and Missouri,  I mean it covers Carroll county and Stone and Greene county in Mo.  it might be a little too big.

"Yep, That paper does a good coverage.  Ah done seed one coverin' a hobo in Nofe Car'liner, onct."

Sides them big city gals iz liable ta shoot Trinity instead a slappin im! 

Trinity paints a new sign:

All topless carwashers is ta reemain unarmed!!!!

He remembers that the ad is in the nickel saver paper and makes a correction.

All topless carwashers is ta reemain unarmed!!!! not ta carry guns!!!!!

[litl rooster]

  The number of teeth between them total up to ten.

   a  full set

[Trinity]

"Yeah, Ah reckon ya could say that.  Maw never had maw then teeyun at one tahm, but that was when Granny was a sleepin' an' Maw took her uppers so's she could chew her 'backy."

[Delmonico]

Ok more on the nude car wash.

http://www.wmconnect.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20070518-1252

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Locked out, Del..............

[Trinity]

What is this, a special club?  I can't get in either.