Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

3 ants and 9 cockroaches die before he runs out of ammo.  The other 100.00 adts and the 60,000 cockroaches move in.

[Ozark Tracker]

just as it looks like the end of litl rooster, he whistles for his hoss Pea Eye, jumps on and gallops away to another thread to get reinforcements

[Trinity]

Trinity walks out of the brush sipping on his dark beer.  With the litheness of a German Beermaid, Trinity was able to escape the angry horde and not spill one drop.  He watches as litl rooster takes off on Pea Eye and wonders what has happened.

[Ozark Tracker]

The ants see Trinity and all run and hide behind the beer cans

[Sod Buster]

 noon tomorrow...to start offf the first annual litl' roosterville Octoberfest  free draft beer with all meals>>>>While supply lasts

Sod Buster would be first in line if he wasn't working in Columbus OH.

Go Buckeyes!!

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  You know why they call the feet's ball player in Ohio Buckeyes?  Cause callin' the Horse Chestnuts sounds really weird.>

[litl rooster]

Sod Buster would be first in line if he wasn't working in Columbus OH.

Go Buckeyes!!

Werried about his friends mental health, litl' rooster sends a plate of vegtable medley and a can of ffg to him in Ohio

[Ozark Tracker]

when the package gets to Ohio, the yankees let the vegatables through, but confiscate the can of powder,  afeared Sod Buster might start some trouble, being away from Virginny sa much.

[Sod Buster]

when the package gets to Ohio, the yankees let the vegatables through, but confiscate the can of powder,  afeared Sod Buster might start some trouble, being away from Virginny sa much.

Dang it!
Now how can I help the Buckeyes beat the Hoosiers this weekend?

I need to sniff/snort some of the Holy Black.  I need a fix.  I am suffering from detox.

[Delmonico]

Problem is nobody, even folks from Indiana knows exactly what a Hoosier is/was.

BTW I met some Cornhuskers this weekend, real ones, and none was wearing red and sportin' the white N for nowledge.

Damn I love their corncobs.

[Delmonico]

A mushroom cloud of lima beans apears over litl roosterville.

[Ozark Tracker]

but on closer inspection, the colud appears to be coming from the outhouse behind the office.

[litl rooster]

A mushroom cloud of lima beans apears over litl roosterville.

   You know that's how Trinity gets when he accidently eats green vegtables....

[Sod Buster]

Problem is nobody, even folks from Indiana knows exactly what a Hoosier is/was.

Check this out: 

http://www.indiana.edu/~mmweb98/Hoosier.html

[Delmonico]

Well now I know why they pretend not to know.

[Ozark Tracker]

that was kinda interesting,  never heard that about a Hooiser

[litl rooster]

 a new sign outside the big Tent in litl' roosterville appears.

Last Nite of Octoberfest

All German Sausages and Beer

1/2 price till it's gone

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sees the sign and since it is the last day,   he reaches in his pocket and finds he only has 2 dollars left. he goes in and asks litl rooster how much it'd be fer him to eat.

[litl rooster]

not wanting to incite another riot, I allow Trinity to dine till he is well ready to.....................uh you got the picture? For the $2 coin

[Ozark Tracker]

Grinning from ear to ear, Trinity gets a tall mug of German Beer and a few sasuage to begin with.