Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Sod Buster]

ya mean them folks out in Verginny don't celebrate?   we just look fer a reason to ta have a drink round here.  usually don't need one though.

Yes we do!  I usually celebrate Oktoberfest at Mountain Lake, just outside of Blacksburg VA (where Dirty Dancing was filmed).  This year I am missing it due to the project in Columbus, OH 

http://www.mtnlakehotel.com/oktoberfest.htm

[Ozark Tracker]

they always have a wine festival here along about the end of September, with wine and beer booths

tis winery is about 10 miles down the road from us,


http://www.wiederkehrwines.com/fest.html#activ

[litl rooster]

 noon tomorrow...to start offf the first annual litl' roosterville Octoberfest  free draft beer with all meals>>>>While supply lasts

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately while litl Rooster is painting the signs Trinity finds the draft beer and supplies don't last very long at all! 

[Delmonico]

No problem, litl rooser (small chicken) gets on E-Bay and buys a hundred cases of Billy Beer some fool had been saving till it got valuble.  litl rooster starts pouring cans of Billy Beer back into the kegs.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song,  but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served

[litl rooster]

litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song,  but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served

restless or nausiated???

[Ozark Tracker]

restless or nausiated???

Both as they drink more,  then they see Trinity walking by with his mug full of dark beer and the riot begins

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Half the crowd goes after litl Rooster and half the crowd goes after Trinity! 

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster leads his half to the "Cosies" thread to riot there.

[Ozark Tracker]

the other half chase Trinity back and forth thru litl roosterville up and down every street

[Delmonico]

The rioters that left come back to litl roosterville all covered in sorgum moooolasses and in crossing No Mans Land, the draw a large horde of ants.  The ants invade the little roosterville buffet and eat the cook and three waitresses.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster grabs a keg of the Billy Beer and pours it in a circle around him.  The ants are afraid to cross the lliquid  as it smells just like bug bomb

[Delmonico]

The ants go to the litl roosterville toy store and buy a set of Tinker Toys and start to build a bridge over the Billy Beer.

[Ozark Tracker]

with the Billy Beer running low, litl rooster hollers fer Trinity

[Delmonico]

But Trinity remembers how cruel litl rooster was when Trinity worked at the litl roosters Hooters.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity remembers where he hid a couple of cans of potted meat and goes to get it

[Delmonico]

Deciding to make this a massey-cur, the ants recruit the cockroaches in the buffet's kitchen.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster, with his back to the wall,  pulls his guns and starts shooting