Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

no you gonna have to prack tize.   round y'all    of course unless it's a question, then it's.   what ch'all doing

  or where d''ya'all go

Nawwwww!  You been out  west jus' too dern lawng!  It's "Whar'djall git to?"

[Ozark Tracker]

git to?   that bus station I been hanging round is up on the north side a town.

[litl rooster]

Ya'll don't werrie about Cousin Sleeum's accent....He was child napped by a band of rovin' gypsy "cheeseheads" at birth.......That's why he talk funny.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.

[litl rooster]

And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.

a nuther gud xsample of proper Southern speakin'



  a new sign appears on the door of the

Oreintal Buffet
  We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health
There is a Smokin' section for your dining pleasure

[Ozark Tracker]

There is a Smokin' section for your dining pleasure

well I'll have some smoked pork.   

[Sod Buster]

  We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health

I'll have the bull-doggie and some Kim-Chi!!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health

Try our Battered Deep Fried Twinkie for dessert! 

[litl rooster]

Try our Battered Deep Fried Twinkie for dessert! 

This is a big Hit with our (pc) Northern friends and our belated friends from Graceland    Served ale mode by request

[Ozark Tracker]

This is a big Hit with our (pc) Northern friends and our belated friends from Graceland    Served ale mode by request

well almost anything served ale mode is better

[Trinity]

And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.

Yes.  And for those that don't quite know how to spell it, it is a contraction of You and All.  Y'all is correct.  Ya'll is incorrect.

well almost anything served ale mode is better

Ale? 

[Sod Buster]

Yes.  And for those that don't quite know how to spell it, it is a contraction of You and All.  Y'all is correct.  Ya'll is incorrect.

Ale? 

I agree.  Ale is weak.  I gotta have DARK GERMAN BIER.

HAPPY OKTOBERFEST!!

[Trinity]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Alt Bier!!!!!

[Sod Buster]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Alt Bier!!!!!

PROST!!

[litl rooster]

 Yep them "Buckeyes" like their Octoberfest

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean them folks out in Verginny don't celebrate?   we just look fer a reason to ta have a drink round here.  usually don't need one though.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Uh,oh!! Sounds like SodBuster found the German Village in Columbus.............

[Trinity]

It's usually the best place to find.  NOW I'm hongry for German food, but I'll have less of a chance of finding a German restaurant in my area than an open BBQ joint.

Prost!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya better call ahead and tell em to throw another steer on fire.

[Sod Buster]

Yep them "Buckeyes" like their Octoberfest

Indeed!  I have already visited three resturants in the German Villiage.