Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

Naw he's in Indy=anner, got a package from him yesterday.   Blue Green cannin' jars, zinc lids and the rubbers for them.   More storage for suppies at events.

[litl rooster]

seeing Trinity, some how managed to get the litl' roosterville HOOTERS back to Trinityland permanant.   Using the N for Knowlwdge he aquired at Miss Montana's Charmed Skool.  litl' rooster erects a new building on a foundation. Then begin's a new resturant, open for business...................

litl' roosterville inc.

"Oriental Buffett"

Grand Opening Tonite


from the office in the rear litl' rooster fax's a order to the produce supplier

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes over to the new chinese place to see if'n it's good eating.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Watch out fer the mushrooms. 

Slim

[litl rooster]

heaping Woks of Flied lice...Pork, Chicken< Shrimp and of course the Vegtable Medley
Butterflyed Prawns fried in a golden batter in sweet and sour sauce
Beef Pork and Lamb Poo Poo Platters.................>note< I always wanted to use those werds<
Chinese dumplings
Mandrine duck in a special sauce served on a bed of steamed rice with little baby ears of Korn
Won Ton Soup
Thai Peas and Peanut salad
many other items
served with a "white tea" and a fortune cookie   All you can eatonly$5.99

[Delmonico]

T'ain't enough Benny-drill in the world to get me to eat there.

[Sod Buster]

T'ain't enough Benny-drill in the world to get me to eat there.

What ya 'lergic to in there?
Peanut salad?
Shrimp?

[Delmonico]

Don't know, t'ain't peanuts, t'ain't seafood, t'ain't most likely MSG.  I suspect some sort of penny-cillian mold.  Don't know, but I ain't eatin' Chinese out no more, ever, if I want it I will make it myself.

[Ozark Tracker]

I kinda like the chinese places if it's good food,

they had a sushi bar up at Fayetteville, that had big problems about a month ago and their were a few dozen people that got sick and in the hospital.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Don't know, t'ain't peanuts, t'ain't seafood, t'ain't most likely MSG.  I suspect some sort of penny-cillian mold.  Don't know, but I ain't eatin' Chinese out no more, ever, if I want it I will make it myself.

Ah can cook Chinezee, Ah will even use Yer special 'Sauce' from Yer little jug.

heh, Heh,HEH.

That'all fix what ail's Ya.

[litl rooster]

note from the management>.................Oreintal Buffett serves no food with MSG and no "cats" were harmed in the processing of meals

[litl rooster]

  The new resturant is off and running...........However the start up budget wouldn't allow for a Lab'ster tank....However fresh live young turkeys are corraled in the Lobby...Where guest can select the one they wish to dine on..............note...prep time maybe as muchas 6 hours.

Tonites special
   

Stuffed Kwab with special mushroom sauce

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The men in the Black Suburbans show up and and arrest litl Rooster after examining the Special mushrooms! 

[Delmonico]

Also further Lab a-nally-sis shows that although no cats were harmed makin' the meat, the one black suburban guy finds out what happened to his 5 year old sons hamster.   He heads back to the suburban for a rubber hose.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster with his Charming demeanor, convinces the men he is innocent and point's fingers to his produce supplier.....................an apoligizes for the chef's indiscresion on the Hamster..>he thought it was a rat< and offers a Live turkey to replace the rodent

[Ozark Tracker]

The men in the Black Surburbans regroup and study their map of tall tales, looking for Sodbusters location and his mushroom cave.

[litl rooster]

 the men in the Black Suburbon leave and head towards Sodbuster Township.................litl' rooster returns to the Oriental Buffett and ads new dishes to the special board........since some of the turkeys started laying eggs in the lobby there will be 2 additions

Today's Special

Sweet and sour Turkey w/broccoli

Turkey egg fu youn

[Sod Buster]

The men in the Black Surburbans regroup and study their map of tall tales, looking for Sodbusters location and his mushroom cave.

Cave?
They'z growed in LR's Cave...right under his reloading bench.

[Sod Buster]

the men in the Black Suburbon leave and head towards Sodbuster Township

Sod Buster quickly covers up the trapdoor that leads to the portion of LR's cave where he found the mushrooms.  He hopes LR doesn't find out that he was selling him mushrooms from LR's very own cave!