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Started by Delmonico, May 21, 2006, 09:19:11 AM

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Trinity

The problem is that the swatter is now striking Trinity's hand every time he reaches for a wing.  He begins to grow impatient, but keeps trying.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

Onlookers are amazed with Trinity's determindation and keep feeding coins in the slot.
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

Trinity gets angrier and angrier.  His face is now flaming red... oh wait, that's due to the original placement of the swatter.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

suddenly the swatter misses a beat,  Trinity grabs the wings and being so hungry bites his red hand instead of the wing,

meanwhile litl rooster puts on a new stronger rope and the people start feeding the machine again.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

  We going to be rich now fella's just got word from thr U.S. patent office(that's located in Washington D.C. in the U.S.) we got a patent now for the Swat o Matic game......
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

Is it going to come with a Trinity Doll for swatting.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

<<<< fires off letter to "Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works":   Dear Sir, Please start production of the Swat o Matic machines, include lifesize "Sleeping Trinity Doll", with computor sofeware.  Please rush orders are coming in. Respectfully, litl' rooster
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

Trinity finishes the turkey wing and reaches for another...
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Quote from: Delmonico on August 21, 2006, 07:56:04 PM
It's not a doll, it's a no action figure. ;D


<<<<reaches for new roll of paper towels............ ;D ;D ;D
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

litl rooster recieves a package from Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works,   he takes the game out of the box and sets it up.  and steps back to look at the Trinity Doll

We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Ozark Tracker

the second one is for when you swat the head off the first one.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Trinity finally gets another wing.  By now there is a long line at the Swat o Matic Machine and everybody boos Trinity's success. 

Trinity looks over as litl rooster walks toward him with the "action figgure" that looks vaguely familiar.  "What's that thang thar?"

Not waiting for an answer, Trinity reaches for another wing.  The crowd screams in delight as another round begins.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,

some of the patrons start a chant,

we want Trinity
we want Trinty
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 22, 2006, 06:47:28 AM
the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,

some of the patrons start a chant,

we want Trinity
we want Trinty


Seeing the trouble brewing trouble litl' rooster downloads the software, which enables the "No Action Figguer" to have slight motions, snoreand groan "I'm Hongry".....Coins begin to fall in the coin slot once again.   Handing Trinity, a plate of Turkey wings and this weeks check...(minus the $3.25 advance from last week) The 2 men smile.
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

"Uh, litl rooster.  Kin Ah have a raise?  Ah was hopin' Ah could have a extry ham-burger a day."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement,  one childs burger and fries, twice a week,  Tuesdays and Thursdays.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 25, 2006, 04:09:38 PM
litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement,  one childs burger and fries, twice a week,  Tuesdays and Thursdays.

;D ;D ;D
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

litl rooster makes one more offer to Trinity to keep him happy,  extra pickles, lettuce and tomatoes,  Trinity leaves to go to work smiling from ear to ear,

(even though he don't like vegatables)
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Trinity says to himself: "Ah really done NEE-gotiated mahsef a better deal this tahm!  Ah'll give them vegamatables ta Sherlene."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

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