Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

"Ah kin brang Sherlene?!!?  Wail, that'll jest tickle her silly."

[Ozark Tracker]

Oh she'll be fine, tell her to go ahead and dress casual,  they got bibs there.

[Trinity]

"Does that mean she don' have ta wear no clothin'?"

[Ozark Tracker]

I guess we'll have to call an see if they got one of them clothing optional rooms

[Trinity]

"Naw.  Best not cuz she'd prolly charge us.  You know how it is with Mrs. Collin'wood's ladies."

[litl rooster]

  New signs are posted along the shores of Roosterville Lake,    No Skinny Dippin' during daylight hours................Trinity

[Trinity]

"But litl rooster!  It's part of mah national prahd ta skinny dip.  Why, don' no one back in Car'liner swim wif clothes on!"

[Arcey]

Gives 'noodlin'' ah new meanin'.........

Where's them snappin' turtles?

[Delmonico]

And leeches.

[Trinity]

"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me.  Don' rightly know whah. "

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Might be cause there aint no livin critters near ya whan ya git in water Trinity! 

[Trinity]

"Sometahms Ah fin' some a-floatin', though.

[Sod Buster]

"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me.  Don' rightly know whah. "

[litl rooster]

   Trinity, the managment of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort don't car if ya Skinny Dip jist do it after the sun goes down..............BTW you will of course at yer own risk.....the management can not be held liabable fer injuries.

[Trinity]

Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters. 

The letter ends with "Never mind.  Please forbid Trinity to swim.  I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Would remind You'll that Merytle the Turttle resides in the lake a 60" Alegator Snappin Turttle.

could get  a little dangerous down there.

[litl rooster]

Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters. 

The letter ends with "Never mind.  Please forbid Trinity to swim.  I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."

Reply


Dear Trinity's Lawyer,

   Hell no..............the management at Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort Reserve the rights to refuse Access to anyone.  This includes Lawyers Sheep (spit) Herders and trouble making Cosie's and generally anyone we don't want.

Respectfully submitted
litl' rooster
King the Mayor


Today's Special
  3 Turkey Dogs and a cold one of yer choosen $3   Have a Nice Day

[Delmonico]

I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs?

When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake?   I can see plenty of them in the lake.

[litl rooster]

I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs?

When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake?   I can see plenty of them in the lake.

There was a delay in the processing of Eller-Funk dogs......something to do with protected speices.......This is not a Great Lakes shipping Lane, there's no Zebra Mussel's

[Delmonico]

They came in on Slim's boat.