Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

Started by Delmonico, May 21, 2006, 09:19:11 AM

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Delmonico

#460
July 18, 2006, 05:36:15 PM
Think about it Trinity, it's not regular pee, it's sheepherder pee. :P
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#461
July 18, 2006, 05:48:02 PM
Oh!  Yer right! 

Can I pee in the Ralph? ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#462
July 18, 2006, 05:49:48 PM
Would be almost but not quite as bad. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#463
July 18, 2006, 06:14:58 PM
It starts to rain in litl roosterville, everyone turns to the Weather Channel for the Local on the 8's. ;D

It says, "Rain in litl roosterville for the next forty days and forty night."

"litl rooster, how long can you tread water?" ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#464
July 18, 2006, 06:38:18 PM
Thunder sounds rain combines with the ashes of the former King's Mayors mansion and becomes a toxic mess.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#465
July 19, 2006, 02:12:12 AM
Hey I'm gonna build litl rooster an Ark over in my workshop in the Newbrassky thread, anyone got an idea how much is a cubit? ::) 
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

DArchangel

#466
July 19, 2006, 09:13:39 AM
1 cubit = 18 inches <>
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

DArchangel

#467
July 19, 2006, 09:17:27 AM
1 cubit =18 inches (<>)
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

Lucky Irish Tom

#468
July 19, 2006, 09:56:59 AM
The torrential rains wash the toxic mess off of litl roosterville.  It washes downstream and piles up in the parking lot of the TrinityLand Hooters rendering the area uninhabitable, for all but Trinity, whose recipe has made him immune.  The sun comes out in litl roosterville and the Wissycoooonsin boulder that Del threw in the volcano has turned the lava flow into hot cheese.  litl rooster and Miz Montana open a nacho stand and begin making loads of money, they decide to make it a soul food nacho stand and name it NachoMama.  The EPA meanwhile discovers that Trinity is immune to toxic waste and offer him a gubmint job with a big paycheck.
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#469
July 19, 2006, 11:21:35 AM
Like always, The Weather Channel was wrong, what do I do with this almost finished ark. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

#470
July 19, 2006, 11:30:59 AM
Guess you'll have to open a Theme Park, Del!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#471
July 19, 2006, 11:42:17 AM
Got a better idea, but I have to go fold some laundry 'fore I have time to take care of it. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#472
July 19, 2006, 03:35:15 PM
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#473
July 19, 2006, 05:15:56 PM
Naw, workin' on a better deal. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#474
July 19, 2006, 07:58:40 PM
<<What you need to do, Del, is to draw out a map so that we all know where the individual townships, kingdoms, villes, etc. lay.  I'm confused! ;D ;D ;D>>

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 19, 2006, 09:56:59 AM
The torrential rains wash the toxic mess off of litl roosterville.  It washes downstream and piles up in the parking lot of the TrinityLand Hooters rendering the area uninhabitable, for all but Trinity, whose recipe has made him immune.  The sun comes out in litl roosterville and the Wissycoooonsin boulder that Del threw in the volcano has turned the lava flow into hot cheese.  litl rooster and Miz Montana open a nacho stand and begin making loads of money, they decide to make it a soul food nacho stand and name it NachoMama.  The EPA meanwhile discovers that Trinity is immune to toxic waste and offer him a gubmint job with a big paycheck.

Someone finds a toenail in their nachos and sues litl rooster and Miss Montana for five times that they are worth.  Miss Montana thrashes litl rooster that night for bringing her and her wealth into this venture. 

Meanwhile Trinity is enjoying his new job with the EPA.  He has already found new decorations for HIS Trinityland HOOTERS.  The bosses told him he wasn't permitted take them, but he is smuggling them out in his wild rag.  His favorite is the carcass of the three headed chicken.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#475
July 19, 2006, 11:51:49 PM
I'll see what I can do. ;D  I just need to member where I put my crayons, I took then out of my briefcase cause it got hot and I didn't want them to melt all over my pistol and digital camera  when I had it behind the seat of my pick-up. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#476
July 20, 2006, 03:49:35 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Mathew 5.9

litl rooster

#477
July 21, 2006, 07:37:59 PM
Folks from the EPA drive off after seen' the Lava and the torrential rains have done a job at cleaning up the toxic mess. When more gubmint men arrive. Seeing how a new mountain and inland lake have appeared over nite where litl' roosterville once stood. The folks at the NPS and the BLM want the land.

  Not fer sale at any price.......The new sign goes up on it's boundry

litl' roosterville's
Marina and RV Park
BEER BAIT and AMMO
alsoTobacco and Video rentals
Open year round



Todays special Falstaff beer 6 pack $1.99
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#478
July 21, 2006, 07:51:17 PM
Delmonico says, "I used to drink Falstaff.  One of the cheapest imported beers you could get." 

"Of course they imported it from Omaha, 50 miles away." ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#479
July 21, 2006, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 21, 2006, 07:51:17 PM
Delmonico says, "I used to drink Falstaff.  One of the cheapest imported beers you could get." 

"Of course they imported it from Omaha, 50 miles away." ;D


Lucky Lager 6 for 99 cents.................
Mathew 5.9
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