Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

Silver Creek Slim · July 14, 2006, 07:21:50 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on July 14, 2006, 07:08:00 PM
No but I've smelled it burnin', old telephone poles or RR ties are better, they burn brighter. My favorite is old tires, but ya have to burn them at night now so they don't see yer smoke.

Old tires burn real hot. I've burnt a few at night in my day.

Slim

Trinity · July 14, 2006, 07:24:09 PM

Trinity steps up to the pressure treated wood, old pallet, painted particle board and tire fire. *Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gooood!

Delmonico · July 14, 2006, 07:32:43 PM

The smoke from Trinity's fire drifts over litl roosterville.

Soon soot is coverin' everything.

Trinity · July 14, 2006, 07:34:31 PM

Then the EPA shows up and tapes off the entire town.

Arcey · July 14, 2006, 07:37:02 PM

<---tosses the banner-guard on the fire..............

Nuttin' like yeller plastic ribbon.....

Delmonico · July 14, 2006, 07:39:18 PM

Delmonico shows up with a 55 gal drum of used motor oil and adds it to the fire.

Trinity · July 14, 2006, 07:41:03 PM

*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhh! *cough* *cough* Even be- *cough* better! *cough*

Delmonico · July 14, 2006, 07:46:33 PM

Delmonico tosses a RR tie on the fire as well as a 1979 Granda.

Sod Buster · July 14, 2006, 07:48:39 PM

Quote from: Trinity on July 14, 2006, 07:41:03 PM
*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhh! *cough* *cough* Even be- *cough* better! *cough*

Is the fire ready for the S'MORES yet? <--Sood Buster readies his coathanger and marshmellows.....

Arcey · July 14, 2006, 08:02:39 PM

A Ford in the fire. I'm grossed out...........

Trinity · July 14, 2006, 08:03:50 PM

Trinity throws a Ford Pinto on the fire and ducks.

Delmonico · July 14, 2006, 09:09:28 PM

Delmonico adds a 1972 Dat-soon 210, a 1982 BMW 320i and a 1972 Buick Skylark to the fire along with a large round bale of straw and a pick-up load of sty-re-foam peanuts to the fire.

Marshal harpoluke · July 14, 2006, 11:15:05 PM

Quote from: Trinity on July 14, 2006, 06:54:35 PM
#1: Del... I actually like the taste of mesquite smoked meats. Sorry.

#2: The Sheepherder is going to be sorry when he see's that the fire he was watching was the "Jimmy Walker's Dy-no-mite Chicken Ranch". It seems the Sheepherder needs new glasses.

It seems the tally actually stands at: Sheepherder 5000, Little Rooster 0

#3: The Sheepherder reeeeeaaaaally needs to adjust how he calls his cats. The internet police are going to start keeping an eye on him!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Da Dynomite Chicken Ranch is just fine, Litl roosterville, well its a hot time in da ol town tonight!

litl rooster · July 15, 2006, 04:50:16 AM

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Tosses a Peyote soaked Herder in the fire....He screams fer a second, to deaf ears. Now this is a nice fire

Delmonico · July 15, 2006, 08:58:08 AM

As the fire dies down, the soot covers litl roosterville to the depth of 3 feet.

Trinity · July 15, 2006, 02:19:38 PM

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on July 14, 2006, 11:15:05 PM

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Da Dynomite Chicken Ranch is just fine, Litl roosterville, well its a hot time in da ol town tonight!

Muuuuuuuuch better!

However Jimmy Walker is not Very happy today since his investment has gone up in smoke. He begins to think up a new saying to replace "Dyn-o-mite!!".

Marshal harpoluke · July 15, 2006, 03:20:32 PM

Quote from: litl rooster on July 15, 2006, 04:50:16 AM
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Tosses a Peyote soaked Herder in the fire....He screams fer a second, to deaf ears. Now this is a nice fire

Must be Dell, smelled like Cosie.

Score: Sheephearder 10000 Little Rooster 0

Trinity · July 15, 2006, 03:53:35 PM

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on July 15, 2006, 03:20:32 PM

Must be Dell, smelled like Cosie.

Score: Sheephearder 10000 Little Rooster 0

Sheepherder... ya fergot tha minus sign again.

Sheephearder -10000 Little Rooster 0

litl rooster · July 15, 2006, 04:40:00 PM

Tourist from around the globe flock to Litl' Roosterville, after word of the Volcanic eruption....Buying bags of soveniner Volcanic~~soot~~ ash to take home....................Miss Montana takes the money to invest.............

Litl' Roosterville thrives again

Trinity · July 15, 2006, 04:59:53 PM

Miss Montana is robbed on the way to invest. It seems her own fire arms had been used without approval the night before by litl rooster and never cleaned. The black poweder and oil residue caused the guns to misfire. The crook took the guns too.

Everybody hears what litl rooster did to his darling wife and they leave for the Trinityland HOOTERS.