Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

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Marshal harpoluke

#400
July 13, 2006, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2006, 10:03:23 PM
Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook.  Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross.  ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?
>:(

You trying to give Us Neanderthal's a bad name, No BBQ for You; No Chineze Style either.

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Delmonico

#401
July 13, 2006, 10:36:39 PM
Good, don't want none, most likely cook it over pasture weeds anyway. :P :P :P :P :P
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Marshal harpoluke

#402
July 13, 2006, 10:43:46 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2006, 10:36:39 PM
Good, don't want none, most likely cook it over pasture weeds anyway. :P :P :P :P :P

;D

Naw, cook over Mesquete or Manzanita, Oak is good if available.

You probably use Buffalo chips. :P

:o
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Delmonico

#403
July 13, 2006, 10:59:46 PM
Mesquite is a pasture weed, nasty stuff, it makes yer food taste bad. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Marshal harpoluke

#404
July 14, 2006, 12:53:22 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2006, 10:59:46 PM
Mesquite is a pasture weed, nasty stuff, it makes yer food taste bad. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
;D

Sauce for Goose. :D

No Sheephearder Bread for You. :o
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litl rooster

#405
July 14, 2006, 04:33:30 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2006, 10:03:23 PM
Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook.  Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross.  ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?


Neanderthals?  Start fires by rubbing two sticks together..........I use a static electric charge to start my fire's, Takes a real cook to grill a steak...anyone can put meat in a pot and boil it to death.............................ducking as he runs



BTW........Sheep(spit)herder............................your flock was impounded for entring litl' roosterville and will be destroyed at sun up.......  Go back and re read the the thread.
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Lucky Irish Tom

#406
July 14, 2006, 04:49:20 AM
Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on July 14, 2006, 12:53:22 AM
No Sheephearder Bread for You. :o


Is thet what you use to eat yer sheep dip Wooly Boy?  ;D
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Delmonico

#407
July 14, 2006, 09:42:14 AM
They call it that so proper folks don't make a mistake and eat it.  "neither Oak nor Mesquite smoke should ever be allowed to touch a piece of meat, when using either or elm for cookin' the food should be inside dutch ovens.    I don't mind grilled if it's over good wood coals  or on a cast iron griddle, and is cooked slow and basted with butter.  No propane, no sawdust charcoa. 
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Marshal harpoluke

#408
July 14, 2006, 04:06:50 PM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 14, 2006, 04:49:20 AM

Is thet what you use to eat yer sheep dip Wooly Boy?  ;D
;D

Naw, Irish Muligan stew, thank ye.  Maybe Youv'e been drincking too much irish Coffee. :o

This is a little too much Blarney.
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Marshal harpoluke

#409
July 14, 2006, 04:08:50 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on July 14, 2006, 04:33:30 AM

Neanderthals?  Start fires by rubbing two sticks together..........I use a static electric charge to start my fire's, Takes a real cook to grill a steak...anyone can put meat in a pot and boil it to death.............................ducking as he runs



BTW........Sheep(spit)herder............................your flock was impounded for entring litl' roosterville and will be destroyed at sun up.......  Go back and re read the the thread.

Ya touch one sheep, N Da whole town will be Burnt down.
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Marshal harpoluke

#410
July 14, 2006, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 14, 2006, 09:42:14 AM
They call it that so proper folks don't make a mistake and eat it.  "neither Oak nor Mesquite smoke should ever be allowed to touch a piece of meat, when using either or elm for cookin' the food should be inside dutch ovens.    I don't mind grilled if it's over good wood coals  or on a cast iron griddle, and is cooked slow and basted with butter.  No propane, no sawdust charcoa. 

;D

A good Cosie can cook with any fuel, whats Your excuse. :o
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Delmonico

#411
July 14, 2006, 04:38:37 PM
Y abetter re-read it, with yer glasses next time, I don't grill with oak er Mesquite, it makes the food taste nasty.  I can't control that. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Who wants the food to taste like pasture weeds, I don't grill with red cedar or musk thistle either. ::) :P :P :P
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litl rooster

#412
July 14, 2006, 05:04:22 PM
After sweeping the street of litl' roosterville clean of sheep (spit) carcass's and and cast iron.........litl' rooster erects new sign at Village limit's.


Welcome to

Litl' Roosterville
Come on take yer shoes off sit awhile
Leave yer sheep (spit) Cook ware and yer knitten  elsewhere's

By order of theKing Mayor of Litl' Roosterville




While in Litl' Roosterville stop by HOOTER's BBQ and enjoy their Buffett
Mathew 5.9

Marshal harpoluke

#413
July 14, 2006, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on July 14, 2006, 05:04:22 PM
After sweeping the street of litl' roosterville clean of sheep (spit) carcass's and and cast iron.........litl' rooster erects new sign at Village limit's.


Welcome to

Litl' Roosterville
Come on take yer shoes off sit awhile
Leave yer sheep (spit) Cook ware and yer knitten  elsewhere's

By order of theKing Mayor of Litl' Roosterville




While in Litl' Roosterville stop by HOOTER's BBQ and enjoy their Buffett

Notice ya didn't mention any dead cats,  Marshall watches the town burn--Yessurrie LR shure know how to BBQ.  :o Gunna have to pluck a chicken. :P

heh, Heh, HEH! :D

8)


Score:  Sheephearder 5000,  Little Rooster 0

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Trinity

#414
July 14, 2006, 06:54:35 PM
#1:  Del... I actually like the taste of mesquite smoked meats.  Sorry.

#2:  The Sheepherder is going to be sorry when he see's that the fire he was watching was the "Jimmy Walker's Dy-no-mite Chicken Ranch".  It seems the Sheepherder needs new glasses.

It seems the tally actually stands at:  Sheepherder -5000,  Little Rooster 1

#3:  The Sheepherder reeeeeaaaaally needs to adjust how he calls his cats.  The internet police are going to start keeping an eye on him!

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Delmonico

#415
July 14, 2006, 06:57:40 PM
O know some do pard, but I always thought is was Texan's way a gettin' even with the carpet baggers, sell them the weeds out a their pasture.

Myself apricot is my favorite.
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Trinity

#416
July 14, 2006, 07:04:59 PM
Haven't ever tried apricot.  Sounds good. 

Ever try usin' pressure treated lumber?  ;D
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Delmonico

#417
July 14, 2006, 07:08:00 PM
No but I've smelled it burnin', old telephone poles or RR ties are better, they burn brighter.  My favorite is old tires, but ya have to burn them at night now so they don't see yer smoke. ;D
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#418
July 14, 2006, 07:12:30 PM
Shippin' pallets.  'Specially if they old 'n had oil 'er anti-freze er both spilt on 'em 'n good 'n soaked in......
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#419
July 14, 2006, 07:20:40 PM
A few year old fer the company's summer outing, we went to a yuppie farm/pet zoo. When it started to get toward dusk, the owner of the "farm" brought wood over the start a campfire. The wood was scraps of painted boards.  :o ::) I promptly moved the family and myself away from the campfire.

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