Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Montana Darlin]

  Then relaxs in the wooden Rocker under the large oak tree. No worries now thing will return to normal soon.............

Hey, get up and find me the keys to the truck, now that you have lost your contract to HOOTERS I have to go to work, and  you had best be looking fer work yourself, no more lazing around under the trees, you ran off the dawg, lost the business whatever am I going to do with you?

and shave before you go looking for work please!!!!!

[Arcey]

I never peed on Arceys floor, that was his poodle that did that and blamed it on me.

<<<--- doesn't hold animals captive.  No poodle.  The gold fish ain't mine 'n he don't pee on the floor ennyways................

[Delmonico]

Arcey, it was litl rooster that peed on yer floor, he always blames the dawg.

[Ozark Tracker]

a sample is sent off for a DNA match.

[Delmonico]

And it comes back as a match to litl rooster who has now fled to Canada.

[litl rooster]

authors note> litl' rooster refuses to have a Henry's Repeating Arms Golden Boy............<

Returning from Canada....found out it was full of French Sheep(spit- spit) herders, he goes to the privey and shaves...when a new ideal comes to mine......................

[Trinity]

authors note> litl' rooster refuses to have a Henry's Repeating Arms Golden Boy............<

Returning from Canada....found out it was full of French Sheep(spit- spit) herders, he goes to the privey and shaves...when a new ideal comes to mine......................

<<That's a Henry Repeating Arms Co. Little Golden Boy .22 rim fire rifle >>

[Delmonico]

Give it to me, I'll load it with rat shot and thump on the wasps with it.

[Delmonico]

A big ugly guy named Lester enters the thread.

[Trinity]

... looking for litl rooster! 

[Delmonico]

litl rooster sees him comin' and hides in the cellar, armed with his Henry Reapatin' Arms Golden Little Boy.

(Don't shoot him litl rooster, you'll only make him mad, ya know what happened to that other guy who made him mad. )

[Trinity]

That's where he got his nick name.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Lester is follerin a trail of beanie babies! 

[Trinity]

Each one he finds is one less that litl rooster will have when Lester finds him.  This is making Lester verrrrry angry!

[litl rooster]

 after leaving the last "beanie baby" at Trinity's hamock.  litl' rooster sneaks back to his own village where he begins to recoup his losses..Using the coinage from the slot machines and his $1.05 allowance and what is left of his buildings. Posting a new sign at the Village cross road, that reads.................

Grand Opening

HOOTER's

Best dang BBQ

Yep, the best BBQ, around.......................All you can eat only $5.99 Seniors $6.99 and kids under 4 and Wee people eat free.   Come on down

[Trinity]

after leaving the last "beanie baby" at Trinity's hamock.  litl' rooster sneaks back to his own village where he begins to recoup his losses..Using the coinage from the slot machines and his $1.05 allowance and what is left of his buildings. Posting a new sign at the Village cross road, that reads.................

Grand Opening

HOOTER's

Best dang BBQ

Yep, the best BBQ, around.......................All you can eat only $5.99 Seniors $6.99 and kids under 4 and Wee people eat free.   Come on down

"lil rooster... Don' coun' yer chickens afore they hatch! 

Nummer one:  Yer HO is burned out.  In order ta run a REE-spectable EEE-stablishment, all lights must burn. 
Nummer two:  Them wee people is havin' too much fun in Trinityland wif tha green beer
An, nummer three:  You ain' tolt me yet whether Ah got mah ol' job yet.

What Ah do lahk is that them seniors eat fer more money.  Them folk is always bein' cheap whilst spendin' all their money on they grandkids!  "

[Silver Creek Slim]

In his spare time from the Dairy and sausage factory, Slim repairs the Hooter's sign. 

[Delmonico]

How ever, being not good with legtricity and not realizin' that Neon signs use high voltage, Slim lights up when he touches the 100,000 volts.  

[Trinity]

While Slim is playing with litl rooster's HO, Trinity slips in and takes thirty pounds of sausage.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well Slim can't be having much fun, you ever tried to play with a burned out HO