Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

 Under the dim lights of a the secret spot known as the "Cave", the gogs of the great brain turn(my own).  After orderin' new britches that fit from a realiable dealer. <must also add, ones the buttons stay on> litl' roosters plots out bigger and better plans 

[Ozark Tracker]

must also add, ones the buttons stay on> litl' roosters;D

and apparently them button ups are safer from what Del and a few others have said about the zippers 

[litl rooster]

and apparently them button ups are safer from what Del and a few others have said about the zippers 

Yup

[Montana Darlin]

Miss Montana goes into Roosters cave and throws him the spare keys to the truck and tells him to keep planning, she has a surprise for him.

[Top Dawg]

Miss Montana goes into Roosters cave and throws him the spare keys to the truck and tells him to keep planning, she has a surprise for him.

Top Dawg enters litlroosters cave.......

Kinda tight in here, anyway I am here to discuss your stragety and talk to you about the technicality of the Federal Court.  I do believe we have a good case and should have your business back and thriving in no time.  Just let me know how you want to proceed with the information I have presented to you.  I'll be awaiting your answer.

[Arcey]

From D.C......  Here to help....  Yeah...

This is where I came in.  Stop the turnip truck, I want back on.......

[Ozark Tracker]

Arcey, now hold on,  that must be the president (Top Dog) and he's on the TV every day telling us how he's a helping us

[Delmonico]

I think yer right here Arcey, and this is libal to cost us taxpayers a bundle.  'Least Trinty paid his off with a percent.

[litl rooster]

Lassie I mean Top Dawg, here run this over to the Gumshoe thread....Sticking note in dogs mouth<<<Hey let go of my hand......................................You talk like someone from Texas, I just can't put my finger on it......Now go on and don't stop till you get there, even if Timmy falls in a well.

[Arcey]

........the mutt is right it the entrance ta the cave when this big ole burnt out bottle rocket comes down, bonks 'im on the haid, rick-o-shays off then slides along 'til it reaches Roostah's feet.  Roostah tears off the note.........

"Got the goods.  Set the meetin'.  Bring silver 'n gold.  Don't want no Roostahville currency."

[Trinity]

A disembodied voice enters and says: "If Timmy falls into an OIL well, Top Dawg will no longer be able to complete his mission.

[litl rooster]

........the mutt is right it the entrance ta the cave when this big ole burnt out bottle rocket comes down, bonks 'im on the haid, rick-o-shays off then slides along 'til it reaches Roostah's feet.  Roostah tears off the note.........

"Got the goods.  Set the meetin'.  Bring silver 'n gold.  Don't want no Roostahville currency."

From the fireworks stand in litl' roosterville, a note is tied to a rocket and sent to the Gumshoe office....  That Dawg is unrealiable, must be a Democrat

.author's note<Fortunate for me I emptied the slot machines before the federallies took my property

[Top Dawg]

From the fireworks stand in litl' roosterville, a note is tied to a rocket and sent to the Gumshoe office....  That Dawg is unrealiable, must be a Democrat

Pee on one floor, get bonked on the head with bottle rocket called unreliable and a DEMOCRAT


litlrooster is no longer my friend,,,,,,,,,, going over to Trinityland to see if he'll be more appreciative.

[Delmonico]

Good idea, litl rooster treats everyone like a dog.

[litl rooster]

Good idea, litl rooster treats everyone like a dog.

Ain't so..................

[litl rooster]

 From the back porch of the litl roostervilleFireworksStand He finishs his steak he cooked on the grill, leaving the T-bone and scraps on the plate lie (in case Top Dawg shows back up) and walks out and feeds his horse. Then relaxs in the wooden Rocker under the large oak tree. No worries now thing will return to normal soon.............

[Delmonico]

No worries now thing will return to normal soon.............

NORMAL?What is normal around here?

[Trinity]

Pee on one floor, get bonked on the head with bottle rocket called unreliable and a DEMOCRAT


litlrooster is no longer my friend,,,,,,,,,, going over to Trinityland to see if he'll be more appreciative.

Trinity walks up to Top Dawg and pets him on the head.  "Shore, Ah'll be your friend, but if'n you continue ta bee-have lahk a poly-tician Ah'll have ta sen' ya to tha dawg house.  Ah don' lahk no poly-tician!!!  "

[Delmonico]

A reper-zent-ative of the Hooters Corperation comes to litl roosters office, with out his once faithful staff to stop him, he walks right in.  "mr. rooster, it has our attention that there have been some shady dealings involvin' yer Hooters fra-chise.  Hooters incorperated does not need this kind of "exposure" so the terms of the contract have been violated along with several of the watresses, so your fra-chise is now null and void."

As he turns to go, he looks at the wall and turns back, "Why would you have a Henry Repeating Arms Golden Little Boy hangin' on yer wall, ain't you got more pride than that?"

[Top Dawg]

<------- pads over to the t-bone scraps left on the plate, sniffs and walks away, although tempting, something doesn't smell right (maybe a little arsnic was sprinkled on it)  goes over to Trinity and sits beside him..

I am not a poly ti shon, I was treated wrongly by litlrooster and Arcey, I never peed on Arceys floor, that was his poodle that did that and blamed it on me.