Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Marshal harpoluke]

That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'.

Accually, this occours on the SASSWire all the time, it is the first time  Ah has had a post go to a different thread, the webmaste had no explanition iether.

You think it take guts to be a Cosie, well OK, but how bout being a Sheephearder in a Cattleman convention?

It goes over like a Star of David in a Mosque.

[Delmonico]

Well I got guts, here they are.



'long the top is a bit of stomach also.

Now you've seen I have guts, show me yers.

[Delmonico]

Ya want to see my liver also.

[Camille Eonich]

Del please keep yer guts to yerself.


Trinity be careful waht you say or I'll have to call out THE hooters girl again.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity be careful waht you say or I'll have to call out THE hooters girl again.  

Trinity, ifn she calls out that hooters gal, it could mean trouble, 

[Trinity]

"Nooooooo!  Not THE Hooters gal!"



<<Authors note:  I have a hankerin' for a potted meat sandwich.  I wonder why >>

[Delmonico]

Oh Cammie, it ain't the yucky stuff with all the whackin' and cuttin'.

[Delmonico]

This was on my Home Page so I cut and pasted it and removed the little click here's.

Good Idea Gone Bad: 'Hooters for Neuters'
You have to give the guy credit for creativity. Ed Boks, the chief of the Los Angeles Animal Services agency, promoted an ingenious way to raise money to allow his agency to have more pets spayed or neutered--all without raising taxes. The fund-raiser would be a bikini contest, which would be promoted through Hooters restaurants. The catchy name of the contest would be: Hooters for Neuters. The reaction to the idea in City Hall was pretty much unanimous: WHAT?!?

The Los Angeles Times reports that howls of protests from both animal activists and elected officials have led the Animal Services agency to cancel the bikini contest. The critics just didn't think the role of government was to judge the merits of women in itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikinis. "Are we going backward? What is going on here?" City Controller Laura Chick told the L.A. Times. She said she called Boks to urge him not to participate in the event.


Boks is pretty much in the dog house. He told the Times that Hooters came to him with the idea of a holding a bikini contest with his agency as the beneficiary. He readily agreed, realizing it would assist his goal of greatly reducing the number of animals euthanized in the six animal shelters in Los Angeles. Bok's grand five-year goal is to end euthanasia. Last year, the city euthanized 19,500 animals. Apparently, a good cause does not justify this particular means.

And we thought litl rooster caused problems.

[litl rooster]

And we thought litl rooster caused problems.

As the Ruler Mayor of litl' roosterville, I can say I am for itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot bikinis, Just not on every one

[Camille Eonich]

Ya'll break down the door to Del's workshop would you?  Tom's gonna be here in a while with a delivery.   

[Delmonico]

Since litl rooster's pewter wasn't workin' right he misses his court date in Lincoln Newbrassky.

The next day a large squad of US Federal Marshals shows up with the crew from "Mega Movers" on the history channel.  The litl roosterville Hooters is loaded up as the cameras roll and the move to Trinityland begains as the Hooters exits the thread.

[Trinity]

"Careful fellers!  Don' wan' ta shake tha beer too much!!"

[Delmonico]

The US Marshals come with the US Army Corps of Engineers and the start dredging and building dikes and canals.  Soon the Ralph river is turned from it's normal backs and now flows in Trinityland as well as the Showboat and casino.

[Trinity]

"Come on HOOTERS!!!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico, the herd of US Marshals and a locksmith, come into litl roosterville.  They find litl rooster's pick-up parked by the empty lot where the Hooters used to be, by a no parking sign. 

The locksmith uses a Slim Jim (No not a meat stick ) and unlocks the truck.  The US Marshals take litl rooster's Henry out of the gun rack and put it in the trunk of their car.  They also write litl rooster a parkin' ticket.

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico, the herd of US Marshals and a locksmith, come into litl roosterville.  They find litl rooster's pick-up parked by the empty lot where the Hooters used to be, by a no parking sign. 

The locksmith uses a Slim Jim (No not a meat stick ) and unlocks the truck.  The US Marshals take litl rooster's Henry out of the gun rack and put it in the trunk of their car.  They also write litl rooster a parkin' ticket.

<<<author's note:  There is a neck- stretchin' a-comin' >>

[Trinity]

Nope.  It's part of the lawsuit.  It's mine now!!!!!!! 

[litl rooster]

   Okay, now you dun ruint me...................................You can have the Hooter's  Awe fount out yesterday the Showboat and Casino was takin' on water.  That's fine you gots them now.

  Just now the Ornary Orr's Brown stage thru a package off, Yep a shipment of the finest Hemp rope avaialble, Now wherd' you put my truck and my Henry's?>>>>>>he sez cocking the hammers back on the "Dragoon"

[Trinity]

"Looks lahk litl rooster's gonna build him a hash house!"

[Delmonico]

The US Marshals come back, "We fergot that The Dragoon was on the list", they take it and litl roosters pants which was also on the list.  As he stands there by the hole that used to be the litl rooserville Hooters in his underwear, he realizes that his pick=up keys are still in the pants that the US Marshals took to Trinityland.