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>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village.  If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<
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Delmonico

<Author's Note: Would it have been better if I'd a made them out of Potted Meat Product.> ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on June 06, 2006, 08:48:22 PM
Sod Buster arrives at the eating establishment.

"Excuse me..do you have a vegetable plate?"


Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant.  "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair.  Dontchu be brangin' it down! >:( 

Hey!  Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'!  We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Trinity

Quote from: litl rooster on June 07, 2006, 03:57:22 PM
>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village.  If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<

">Squawk, Screee<  Done boss.  That thar truck had some strange an' frightenin' stuff in it.  Tha driver couldn't sit no more, so Ah put it in Neutral an rolled it down tha hill in tha dye-rection of Sodbuster Township.  >Squawk, Click<"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on June 07, 2006, 05:14:43 PM
Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant.  "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair.  Dontchu be brangin' it down! >:( 

Hey!  Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'!  We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."

Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township.  They've got corn wreslin' there. 
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....

On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.

Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.
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Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Sod Buster on June 07, 2006, 05:28:54 PM
Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township.  They've got corn wreslin' there. 
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....

On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.

Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.

Marshall Says "their on the way", got Mountain Oysters too." ;D

"Look out fer dat hijackin, Sheep stealing, Oyster robbing Delmonico." :o

;D :D ;D
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Delmonico

Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some." ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

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Trinity

Trinity receives a box marked "OYSTERS".  Since he doesn't like oysters... of ANY kind, he sends them on down to Sodbuster township in the hopes that they will be of good use down there.  Besides, he was beginning to feel bad about rolling the truck with strange white blocks down there.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.> ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:25:17 PM
<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.> ;D

Ahhh, Huevos.  I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

Quote from: Trinity on June 07, 2006, 06:30:40 PM
Ahhh, Huevos.  I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?

Si testicles...amigo
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Delmonico

A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:42:02 PM
A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts. ::)

  There's one out east of Missoula every year also. Near Drummond Mt.
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Trinity

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:42:02 PM
A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts. ::)

Would those be "Testicle Shirts"? ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts?  I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.

My wife says she used to get them  in california,  at Morror Bay on the coast,
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Sod Buster

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:07:02 PM
Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some." ;D

Naw..that is too good for them!
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litl rooster

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 07, 2006, 09:16:04 PM
well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts?  I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.

My wife says she used to get them  in california,  at Morror Bay on the coast,

ahhh maybe I shouldn't ..................................never mind
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Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

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