Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

Answering over the tin can intercom, adding the sounds the he thinks a real intercom should make, Trinity says: ">>SQUAWK<<  Them's tha new in-greee-dients fer tha new potted meat appetisers.  Ah'm a little disappointed though.  Ah asked fer Easy Cheese, not tha real stuff! >>SQUAWK - CLICK<<"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico bursts into litl rooster's office, digs down under a pile of debis in the corner and finds a box of seegars right where litl rooster left them.  He lays them on the desk and leaves with out sayin' a word.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

[litl rooster]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

<<<walks in, snatches the box of Ceegars from under Delmonico's arm.  Gud thing I ain't hired a deputy yet, or finished the jail...You'd be the first occupant.

Goes to his chair mumbling about how Ceegar theives rate up there with Sheep(spit)herders.

[Trinity]

"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." 

Slim

"Ah don' thank no one makes it.  Ah thank it's a byproduct of tha can manufacturin' process.  I'ss already in tha can when i'ss made.  "

[Trinity]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

Yeahhhhhhh!

[Delmonico]

Whisper on> Delmonico has soaked litl roosters seegars in boric acid to make them fire proof. <Whisper off.

[Trinity]

>>Now that's just uncalled for!  Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke?  Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<

[Sod Buster]

>>Now that's just uncalled for!  Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke?  Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<

Don't give him no ideas.....he might replace your jello with hand sanitizer.

[Trinity]

"Maw always said Ah orta warsh mah mouth out wif soap, but that would be jus' wrong!  Thas tha only green thang Ah eat!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I reckon she was refering to that potted meat soap we saw a while back.

[litl rooster]

  after finalizing the plans, the litl' roosterville jail can finally be built. Since the Zoning inspector was off drunk at Lucky Irish Tom's there was no need to wait for his approval. Construction will start tomorrow. Revenues will soon be flowing......    Now off to the fine dining establishment to try the new  potted meat platters.

[Trinity]

Trinity greets litl rooster at the door and offers a plate of chicken wing shaped potted meat appetisers.  "They come in tha follerin' grades of heat: MILD, MEDIUM, HOT, 3 MILE ISLAND, 911, CAJUN, SAMURAI, or SPICY JACK."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster arrives at the eating establishment.

"Excuse me..do you have a vegetable plate?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."

OK..fill it up with baby lima beans in a cream sauce with a side order of succotash.

[litl rooster]

In the early morning hours the Mayor of litl' roosterville (that's me) passes new laws, punishable by heavy fines and or imprisonment.
lr 06-4  No Lima beans of any nature to be pocessed in any manner within the village limits
lr 06-5 All melons of any variety must be taken to the target range,upon arrival to the village


Then steps out lites a ceegar and changes the sign at Hooter's

Today's special  all ya can eat Rocky Mountain Fried Oyster's>>>>>>come have a ball

[Delmonico]

Outside of town Delmonico stops the delivery truck and steals all the clippings.  He then fills the truck with round hunks a tofu and sends it on it's way.

<Authors Note:  Since the crime happened out of town, litl rooster has no jur-is-dic-shon..>