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#40
May 23, 2006, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 22, 2006, 08:47:13 PM
do you need Montana to send you the formula for washing clothes


I cook and do dishes she does laundry most of the times..............cept here in litl' roosterville..............she must cook do all household chores including the mowing, taken the trash out and hold a full time job and clean the guns........on second thought I will clean the guns ;D ;D ;D
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

#41
May 23, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I.  we both pitch in and just get it done.  She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day.  She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.

We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#42
May 23, 2006, 06:28:11 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 23, 2006, 03:55:09 PM

I cook and do dishes she does laundry most of the times..............cept here in litl' roosterville..............she must cook do all household chores including the mowing, taken the trash out and hold a full time job and clean the guns........on second thought I will clean the guns ;D ;D ;D

Good idear!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 23, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I.  we both pitch in and just get it done.  She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day.  She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.



Ah need me a woman lahk that!  You know, one that'll do it all an' let me sit an' drank an' watch.  ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#43
May 23, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Sod Buster

#44
May 23, 2006, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 23, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D


Yeah....teach her the Bunny Dip too!   ::) :o ::) :o
SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

litl rooster

#45
May 23, 2006, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 23, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I.  we both pitch in and just get it done.  She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day.  She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.




litl' roosterville is on it's way of being a perfect community.......... in real life........................what dear?................yes, dear I'll get right on it.....excuse me I have chores to do ;D
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#46
May 23, 2006, 07:26:58 PM
Don't ferget the butter. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#47
May 23, 2006, 07:38:42 PM
"Git that kahnd in a squeezable bottle!"



Trinity steps back out of Delmonico's throwing range and chuckles.

Quote from: Delmonico on May 23, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D

Yeah!  ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Sod Buster on May 23, 2006, 06:46:53 PM
Yeah....teach her the Bunny Dip too!   ::) :o ::) :o
Bunny Dip?  Is that anythin' lahk Sheep Dip!??
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#48
May 23, 2006, 07:42:09 PM
No a bunny dip is worth watchin' a sheep dip is someone who herds sheep. ;D

Delmonico then gets a sling and a can of Potted Meat Product and like little Davey he hits the bad guy right 'tween the eye's. ;D

<Step back further next time.> ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#49
May 23, 2006, 08:00:11 PM
  Ouch!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#50
May 23, 2006, 08:20:56 PM
what kinda potted meat did you get?
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#51
May 23, 2006, 08:24:47 PM
Store Brand!  And he's cheap too!!   ;D ;D ;)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#52
May 23, 2006, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 23, 2006, 08:24:47 PM
Store Brand!  And he's cheap too!!   ;D ;D ;)


;D
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

#53
May 23, 2006, 08:29:20 PM
you better check it out good, that canned ammo may be some he's reloading.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Sod Buster

#54
May 23, 2006, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 23, 2006, 07:38:42 PM
Bunny Dip?  Is that anythin' lahk Sheep Dip!??

Naw...it was somthing they taught the Bunnys at the Playboy Clubs to do.  Since their costumes were so skimpy, they were taught how to bend/dip when serving the customers so that their breasts didn't pop out!   :o :o :o

Below is a picture of Steve Allen being taught the Dip...
SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

Trinity

#55
May 23, 2006, 09:08:04 PM
 >:( Now, just what is the point of a Playboy Club without bein' able to see ... uhhhh, see... ummmm, see them!?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#56
May 23, 2006, 09:10:20 PM
seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. ??? ???
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#57
May 24, 2006, 07:26:41 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 23, 2006, 09:10:20 PM
seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. ??? ???


This village has only exsisted a few days and there is already a Playboy club here,         yee Haw mebbe next week a Hooters will open ;D
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#58
May 24, 2006, 07:46:56 PM
Well Trinity just opened a XXX Theatre cross the street from the Elementry School, ya better get some zonin' laws made. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#59
May 24, 2006, 08:11:00 PM
Zoning rule #1 NO SCHOOLS PERMITTED within the corporated limits of the Village







don't want to ruin the chance of a "Hooters" moving in ;D ;D


Mathew 5.9
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