Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

He might attack me again!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya sure don't need that.  it might get like around here,  ya have ta watch walking outside barefoot or with flip flops the little kittys think yer toes are just little nibblets

they can bite yer toe pretty hard. never have broke no skin just run up and nibble.

[Trinity]

That's pretty cute.  TC is too old to play like that.  The only things that get him going are cold mornings, another cat outside or catnip.

[Ozark Tracker]

  catnip     ya better tell  TC ta  just say no ta drugs

[Trinity]

With these kids the way they are today, you just can't tell them anything!

[litl rooster]

did you DARE them?



Just say no...........................

[Ozark Tracker]

would he have to double dog dare  em ?

[Trinity]

No, but I tripple cat dared him...

[Ozark Tracker]

ya better look out with the triple's,  that's what brings the claws out.

[Trinity]

Not TC.  His front claws were removed!  Hi likes to knead and it is so much more enjoyable now that he doesn't have claws.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Wif claws it aint called kneading Trinity, it's called shredding! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll second that, Tom. All our cats have their claws.

Slim

[Russ T Chambers]

J. B. Books (our male) has his claws, and loves to get on the back of the couch, grab a mouthful of my wife's hair and sit there and knead.  It's usually my arm when it's around her shoulders, or if I'm not there, her shoulders.  He's very gentle, but when his claws get too sharp we know it's time for nail trimmin'.

[litl rooster]

Today's special's

at the Oreintal Buffet

Roasted turkeys feet

Mao Tse Tung's Khat

and other delicaices from the far east

[Sod Buster]

Mao Tse Tung's Khat

Is this anything like Kung Pao Kitty? 

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark sends litl rooster a couple of boxes of turkey wings and more turkey feet for the weekend rush.  knowing the football and NASCAR fans will  be watching their favorite sport this weekend,  he puts a new carry out listing in his menu.

[litl rooster]

  and to avoid the confusion, he also ads a Drive Up window....................... so customers can pick up orders

[Ozark Tracker]

as soon as litl rooster gets the last of the screws in the window and steps out of the way, the first carload arrives to get their food.

finding he has forgotten an order microphone, he hires Trinity temperrarly to holler out the orders so the cooks can get the food prepared.  as more cars arrive, Trinity has to holler louder and louder to make sure the cooks can hear him.

[Delmonico]

Soon there are wrecked cars and pick-ups all over litl roosterville as folks try to drive and eat with pointed sticks.

[Ozark Tracker]

with all the cars a crashing and all the added noise, Trinity is having to holler louder and louder,  till some great big guy, whose hard of hearing, gets out of his dented car and thinking Trinity is flirting with his wife, starts to chase Trinity around the parking lot.