Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity drives the cows further into the cave,  he thnks I'm gonna havta get me a light,  where's them matches.

[Trinity]

The cows stare at Trinity as he searches for the matches.

[Trinity]

Trinity finds a match...

[Ozark Tracker]

after hearing the blast, all the fellars run down to the cave and holler in,  Trinity are you alive in there?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A smoking Trinity hollers back from the top of a tree about a quarter mile uphill, Ah thank so! 

[Ozark Tracker]

The men walk the distance to the tree,  look up and see Trinity stuck in a fork,  each picks up a rock to see if'n they can knock him out.

[Delmonico]

After they knock him out with the rocks, they get a ladder, go up the tree and drop him to the ground.   

[Trinity]

When Trinity finally wakes up he asks "What jug was Ah drankin' from?  Ah got me this most awfulest haid ache!"

[Ozark Tracker]

All the men standing around agree that when he came too,  Trinity was getting him a sip out of that little bitty jug that Slim had been toting eariler.

you know the one that cleaned him out.

[litl rooster]

   Looks like he finally BBQ'd the rest of them cattle he stole....................author's note> He forgot he's on the payroll deduction plan at litl' roosterville inc.<

[Ozark Tracker]

well since they gonna be paid for on the easy payment plan, we might as well have a party,  Sod Buster probably left some potato's,  Del could cook up some fresh bread,  Trintiy's gonna throw us a party 

[Trinity]

Trinity draws his pay for the week and realizes that it is a little (actually a lot) short.  Upon asking litl rooster about it he is rudely informed that he is responsible for the stealth cattle.  Trinity is very angry and argues that the cattle were unmarked and that they never belonged to anyone.  When litl rooster asked for proof Trinity stomped off to a corner to sulk.

[Ozark Tracker]

I guess ya'll just havta go see yer attorney at law.

[Trinity]

"Yep!  Ah thank tha litl roosterville HOOTERS needs ta move back ta Trinityland!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity tries  to get a holt of  his lawyer,  where's them dang lawyers when ya need em

[Delmonico]

The Mega-Movers show up and put the wheels under the Hooters and move it out of the thread.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity comes in and leaves a cryin' towel fer Litl Rooster. 

[litl rooster]

  litl' rooster wipes his hands on the towel, and walks back to his office.  The Mega Mover's are happily on there way withot the HOOTER's with a pocket full of Trinity's money.

  I wasn't charging him for the cattle, I'z charging him for damages his cattle did to my "Cave"  where did Lawyer Daggit head off to ...bigger fish?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Arkansas. 

[Ozark Tracker]

If'n he's in Arkansas he better be acting like just one of us hillbillys,  they's a lot of steep dropoffs around these hills where strangers &  lawyers might fall off