Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

 Not smelling like bbq egg plant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along

[Ozark Tracker]

the closer litl rooster gets the more it smells like beef bbq, so litl rooster hurries a little.

[litl rooster]

Slowing only to spot a strong Oak brow.

[Trinity]

It seems that litl rooster has become turned around.  He's still in litl roosterville. 

[Ozark Tracker]

he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door

[litl rooster]

he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door

stops back at his office and get's his spectacles and a map

[Trinity]

...And takes a tour of all Tall Tales.

[Ozark Tracker]

That musta been his summer vacation

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Nope, lR kent read, that map aint no help at all.  After lR has rambled aimlessly in circles for a week one of tha Hooters girls puts tha spectacles on Pea Eye an show the hoss tha map n points out whar lR needs to go.  She puts tha spectacles an tha map in tha saddlebags an Pea Eye takes off in a straight line towards there destination.  About an hour later Pea Eye returns to pick up lR who had gotten off to go to tha necessary room whilst Pea Eye wuz readin tha map.  Once lR mounts up Pea Eye heads out agin.

[litl rooster]

Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence

[Ozark Tracker]

when litl rooster asks about any beef being cooked,  Trinity speaks up first,  beef ?  beef?   why!  why!  we having bbq'd  eggplant,   yeah,   that's what we been eating

[Sod Buster]

Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence

Wait a minute...Trinity brought over 50 head and we only cut up one of them.....did Trinity eat the other 49 by himself?  <BURP>

[Ozark Tracker]

ssssssshhhhhhhhh, he's got them hid out till he gets enough pits dug to cook all of em.

[Trinity]

"An' they's hahdin' mighty good, Ah'd say."

[Ozark Tracker]

must be stealth cattle

[litl rooster]

'Cept for the blue speckeled steer behind the cactus

[Trinity]

Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.

[Ozark Tracker]

after dark falls, Trinity herds all the cattle to a better hiding place.

[litl rooster]

  Some one may want to warn Trinity about the dangers of Methane, before he lights a candle or a Kerosene Lantern




ahhhh never mind