Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

"   Ah's off ta Sleeeeum's whar Ah kin git me some respeck!"

but Trinity we's like family...............................besides yer 6 pound cheeseburger is done

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity quickly backs up in the same tracks, sits down and says  let's eat.

[Trinity]

"MMmmph mmmph  mmph mmmmmph!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity finishes off the burger and fries and gets out his favorite toothpick and tells litl rooster,  he don't think he got as many french fries as he should have.

[Trinity]

Trinity finishes picking his teeth and puts the toothpick back in his pocket.

[litl rooster]

  Waitress brings Trinity another bucket of fries, with extra salt and a pitcher of Lite Beer.

[Ozark Tracker]

The carnage begins, fries flying everywhere

[Trinity]

Suddenly, Trinity stops.  While staring at the very pale yellow tinted water, he calls to litl rooster.  "What in tarnation is this stuff?"  He smells it and takes a sip.

"OH!  Good Gawd!  It tastes just enough lahk beer ta trick ya an' ta make ya really wan' beer, but it don' go all tha way!  It's Tease-beer!!!!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

after tasting the lite beer one more time,  Trinity falls over in the dying cockroach postion and grabs his throat

[Ozark Tracker]

a waiter eress walks by and sees Trinity in a bad way,  she takes the glass of  "real" beer and throws it in Trinity's face.

[Trinity]

Trinity is revived and feels much better as he bends to lick the beer off of the counter.  "Mmmmmmmmm!  Tha's gooooood!"

[Ozark Tracker]

look out fer that splinter

[Trinity]

"Wha  thplinter?"

[Ozark Tracker]

 ah, never mind, you'll be having some home drippings later, that'll cure it.

[Trinity]

"Would thomeone pleath come git thith thang outha mah thongue?"

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster comes walking in carrying his wire pliers, climbs up on the bar, grabs the splinter with the wire pliers and tugs, then after Trinity yells, litl rooster puts on his glasses and finally does get ahold of the splinter, instead of Trinity's tounge.

[litl rooster]

Uhhhhh sorry about the tongue Pard, and the Lite beer ( figgured 1/2 the calories means you can drink twice as many)  Bartender get Mr. Trinity a Pitcher of Import of his choising, on the House.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity recovers from the tounge pullling, he has a sip of beer and part of it comes out the corner of his mouth and dribbles, then he starts to talk,   litl rooster and Ozark notice he is talking kinda funny,  after talking it over, they decide his tounge is stretched and now a little too long for his mouth.

they start telling each other what they have heard about tounge bobbin, litl rooster takes out his favorite cutting knife and starts to sharpen it.

[litl rooster]

  It's the one I use to collect the "Oysters" with in late spring

[Ozark Tracker]

ya just gotta remember we is tounge cutting this time,   (authors note:  I hope he don't ferget bout halfways  through)

course now with both procedures done, he could sing this Christmas with the boy choir.