Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

Never seen a soy bean with udders.

[Ozark Tracker]

even if they had em you's have to hire small midgets to milk em

[Delmonico]

Soy beans is good fer makin' plastic and soy sauce.

Oh and I have a good recipe for soy beans if ya want to eat them.

Plant plenty of soy beans.  Let the deer eat them.  shoot the deer.  Butcher the deer.  Cook the deer.  Eat the deer.

[Ozark Tracker]

Speaking of deer,  this watermelon patch out behind the house is drawing in bunches of them,  their were about 15 in the patch when I got up this morning. 
the guy that planted them is harvesting them (watermelons)  every day but the deers are getting about a fourth of em.

their were about 5 good bucks out there this morning.

[Delmonico]

I'm startin' to get ammo ready fer Nov.  We gots antlerless only permits in the area I hunt, two for the price of one and all of them you want.

[Ozark Tracker]

I always like to get one in the freezer,  we make several good deer chilli meals,  the wife like to make jerky,  and she uses it in all her cooking when we have it.

[Sod Buster]

Never seen a soy bean with udders.

SmartA$$...

Anyone that wants to attempt to make their own Soy Milk go here: http://cis.kvcc.edu/HTMLStudents/CrabtreeC/finalproject/

[Sod Buster]

Plant plenty of soy beans.  Let the deer eat them.  shoot the deer.  Butcher the deer.  Cook the deer.  Eat the deer.

Now that is a good recipe! 

[Delmonico]

I like it browned in a tiny bit of lard, , put in some water, cover and cook till tender, evaporate the water, brown and make gravy with canned cow.  Pour the gravy over the meat and some sourdough biscuits.   If there is a better meal in the world, I ain't tried it.

[litl rooster]

   my finger is twitchn' jist thinkin' about the season........................even though the farm as a year round permit,,,,waitin till cooler weather.

[Silver Creek Slim]

The other day when I was almost home from verk, there was a buck in the neighbor's field. It ran into a little patch of woods. It got in about 20 feet, turned around, and stared at my truck. I stopped and watched him until another neighbor came down the road in his car. He was still in velvet. I would say he will be at least an 8 point. For you westerners, that's 4 by 4. 

Slim

[Arcey]

Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking.  All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.  They are very much like the french in that way."

[litl rooster]

  You gotta love a guy like that........says what he's thinking, not what you want him to say

[Delmonico]

A late friend of mine and her husband live on the farm next to ours, she didn't hunt but was a good tracker and walked a lot and scouted for us.  One mornin' I showed up on he doorstep while she was doin' dishes.  She looked at the blood on my hands and said ya got one I guess.  I said ya, got one of the triplets.  She said good a young one like that will be good eatin'.  She then grbbed the pick-up and went down and helped me load it, her husband showed up later as we were drinkin' coffee and took me back to our place and helped hang it.

[Ozark Tracker]

got me one of them electric winches mounted in the shop for just such a job. sometimes I've just used the front end loader on the tractor,  that works pretty good too.

[Delmonico]

We had a elm tree with pulleys on the limb.  It got rotten so when we put in the new well, my brother made this out of 2 inch well casing.

[Ozark Tracker]

I got a friend who has a meat pocessing plant about a mile from the house.  I usually take one deer down there and have it all ground,  just one time through the grinder we'll use it for making anything ya could use beef in.

when we first came to Arkansas, you could take 4 deers per season, 2 Bucks & 2 Does,  last year was down to 1 Buck,   this year we have more deer than we know what to do with.  I heard on the news the other day they may go back to 2 Bucks

[Arcey]

Wuz ah time long ago...  Wouldah been right about now in '75....  At a place far away... Not really that far away just don't look the same no more......  Where Bambi got in a fight with ah car 'n lost.....  Just so happened Bambi wound up within the hour in the hands of....  It wuz hot, bad hot, so the folks in trainin' wuz on a three ta eleven in the mornin' schedule....  The ole janitor showed up with 'em....

Bambi wound up hangin' from a tree by kennel chains.....  Scene lit up by high-beams from Ramchargers with sumbody's police scribbled on 'em.... The ole janitor wuz doin' the butcherin'....  Young'uns took ta the shovels diggin' holes ta burry guts, skin 'n such....

Had this boy whut, 'cordin' ta him, wuz battle-hardened whilst 'e wuz in the service....  Showed up late, as usual....  Wondered whut wuz goin' on in the woods so 'e walked on out....  Then 'e puked....  He washed outtah trainin' too...

CO back then in this fictional place said 'e didn't wanna know nutin' 'bout it.....  Just wanted the tenderloin wuz all.....  'E wuz a good 'un.....

The janitor...  A WWII Navy vet, Master Chief, retired 'n jist there for sumthin' ta do.  A fine human bein'.....  He's gone on ta his reward.  Love ya, Mr. Clark.  N'er fergit ya.

Just 'nother example of yer tax dollars at werk........

[litl rooster]

 You saved the taxpayers money, you should have been commended (ooops the ones involved)....Highway workers weren't called out on overtime to clean up the mess

[Delmonico]

Round here ya just take it home, call the game warden and it's yers.   Our little crew does one less any grindin' or cannin' at the rate of less than an hour a deer.  We all have our tasks.