Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

Yes, but I can't walk, stare and drool at the same time.  Besides, inevitably, someone will misinterpret the intent of my drooling and come after me.  

[Ozark Tracker]

he musta,  I can't really think of any other reason to leave a cool spot and go out in the heat to walk.

[Trinity]

I'm back and they didn't catch me this time!

[Ozark Tracker]

you must be getting better at that sneaking around.

[Trinity]

Things seem to be easier now that I have the binoculars.

[Delmonico]

Wow we get warm weather till tuesday evening, heat warning till 8 pm tuesday.  100-105 day time, 80's at night.  But the humidity is gonna be 25-35%  and wind, wish I had a cow critter to butcher, we could make a lot of jerky out on my clothes line.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

We get it Tuesday through Wednesday Del, sposed ta be over a 100 during the day, course we'll gt that 80 - 90% hoomidity to go with it.  Said tha Heat index should feel like 105 - 110, aint summer just grand. 

[Delmonico]

Yeah, but we've already had it fer a week.   Guess it got 106 yesterday, someone had told me it was 103.   "Tain't that bad though, like it better that the -20 we sometimes get.

[Ozark Tracker]

seems like this hot weather is all over the country,  they keep talking about 100  all over.

[Delmonico]

It's 92 right now.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico airs up the tires on the Hooters and moves it 10 feet.   Why?  Just because.

[litl rooster]

   Are you crazy it's too hot to werk......................................deflat those tires

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A tornader comes along and pick up the HOOTERS and moves it to Sodbuster Township!  (Cause everyone knows that tornaders is attracted ta mobile trailers.) 

[litl rooster]

A tornader comes along and pick up the HOOTERS and moves it to Sodbuster Township!  (Cause everyone knows that tornaders is attracted ta mobile trailers.) 

enny one seen the Milk cow?

[Delmonico]

I heared Sodbuster has added milk shakes to the Hooters menu.

[Trinity]

Poor Bessie!  Trinity picks up his gunny sack and walks rides over to the Sodbuster Township to make sure he doesn't ruin the menu.

[litl rooster]

  Ifn' I wasn't so lazy, I would go try one of them milkshakes

[Ozark Tracker]

if'n I had one of them right now   well hot as it is  it'd just be flavored milk.

[Sod Buster]

I heared Sodbuster has added milk shakes to the Hooters menu.

Absolutely!!
Two choices are available......
Milk from Wiscoooooooooooonsin
Soy Milk from Soddy's very own garden!

[Trinity]

Absolutely!!
Two choices are available......
Milk from Wiscoooooooooooonsin
Soy Milk from Soddy's very own garden!

Gimme !