Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

I seen Trinity a nailing up a new sign on the building that was going to be the school,  I reckon he found a better use for it.

[Delmonico]

Ya ever notice they don't have to advertise or have gimics for really good food.


Oh Hooters called, they found out about Trinity's XXX theatre, they ain't gonna build in yer town as long as he's there.     The theatre ain't a problem, sumthin' about an in-so-dent in a Hooters with Trinity, a waitress and a herd of dancin' monkeys throwin' poop.

[Trinity]

That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred.  That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off.  Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl!  Ah wanna make'r mah wife.

[litl rooster]

That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred.  That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off.  Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl!  Ah wanna make'r mah wife.

Don't worry triniy I called them got the misunderstanding taken care of............but you marryin' thet youngin' is a different story..



Wings fer everybody

make Slim's xtry HOT

[Delmonico]

Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin.   Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it.



Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.


PAPER TOWELS ar' Us

[litl rooster]

Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin.   Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it.



Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.


PAPER TOWELS ar' Us

[Trinity]

Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin.   Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it.



Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.


PAPER TOWELS ar' Us

As a matter of fact, that's what I call my fav-o-ryte waitress! 

[Delmonico]

Here, the An-the-um of litl roosterville.

I MET HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN A CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMBSTONE IN HER EYE
YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEPT ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE
AT A MAN SHE'D LIKE TO TRY

AND THE MAKE-UP SHE HAD PAINTED
COULD NOT HIDE THE YOUTHFUL MOTIONS
OF HER BODY
FROM THE MUSIC OR THE CROWD
I STARED LIKE ALL OTHERS
WITH MY RIGHT HAND IN MY POCKET
WHILE SHE SHOWED US
EVERYTHING THE LAW ALLOWED

TWENTY BUCKS AN HOUR LATER
MY ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT
I WAS FEELING WEAK
FROM ALL THE SEEDS I'D SOWN
SHE WAS SWEET, SHE WAS GENTLE
AS SHE INTRODUCED MY BODY
TO SOME PLEASURES
IT HAD NEVER EVER KNOWN

WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING
SHE WAS A-LAYING THERE BESIDE ME
LIKE A KITTEN
WITH HER FACE TURNED TO THE SUN
AND A LOOK OF SATISFACTION
ON HER LIPS THAT MADE ME WONDER
IF SHE EVER FELT ASHAMED
OF WHAT WE'D DONE

SO I LEFT HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMESTONE IN HER EYE
AND I GUESS SHE STILL AIN'T HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE

[litl rooster]

Now Hiring

For positions in the litl' roosterville village goverment.  Lead zoning inspector the village is also looking to hire a Court Baliff................These position must be filled asap..................Send resume's to litl' rooster, box 1,litl' roosterville,10101EOE

[Stoney Pete]

stoney comes in and looks around.  "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!

[litl rooster]

Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!

Commission's

stoney comes in and looks around.  "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup."

Been known to start a war or two also

[Delmonico]

The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville.  When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light.

[litl rooster]

The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville.  When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light.

litl' rooster walks in and shoots the colored bulbs out, and throws 4 stop signs down.....Yells to the sec-raw-terry, have the road man put them up at the crossroad. 1 in each corner

[Delmonico]

Ya want me to cancel the order for the dozen parkin' meters.

[Sod Buster]

Ya want me to cancel the order for the dozen parkin' meters.

I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids.

[litl rooster]

I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids.

No they also double as Valet attendants.......Parkin' is free in litl' roosterville      tips are always ecept'd

[Sod Buster]

No they also double as Valet attendants.......Parkin' is free in litl' roosterville      tips are always ecept'd

Oh boy!  I wanna go parking with one of them Valet attendants!    Its free.

[litl rooster]

COMING SOON

litl' rooster's Gambling House and OTB

over 200 slots

Locate between Hooter's and the Village Hall...Now cept'n applications for card dealers and cashiers and slot attendants and cocktail waitress's

[litl rooster]

also hiring a computor genius, technician, geek apply within