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[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.

<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green?  >

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity give her Lime Kool Aid! 

[Trinity]

Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.

<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green?  >

<Arthurs note:  I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that

IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!
>

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

<<Author's Note:  What Trinity doesn't know is that 'sausage' is a new VEGAN blend of veggies and soy with some of Del's special spices>>

[Delmonico]

The veggies are rude-begas, turnips and some bleedin' beets to give it color.

[Trinity]

<< I must admit... I have eaten vegan meals that are supposed to taste like meat.  I find the chicken patties, sausage (patties and links) and corn dogs among the best.    >>

[Ozark Tracker]

I can make several meals from veggies but eventually I got to have some meat.

[Delmonico]

I have a solution, since vegans like to make meat out of veggies, why not make veggies out of meat?

Myself I'll eat veggies that are veggies, to make somthing that is said/rumored to taste and look like meat just shows that they should give it up and go buy some meat.  Be like me making Iced Tea and tryin' to tell you it was single malt Scotch, it ain't meat and it ain't Scotch.

[litl rooster]

In the space behind the Village Hall....................Work continues

[Delmonico]

This might work better than the Neandertals and their grill.



They'd see the 'tators and the carrots, they'd find out they were the bestest they ever et and then they find the fork-tender sirloin steak under them was the reason.

[Arcey]

Make no mistake, I throughly enjoy eating well prepared flesh of dead animals.

But I gottah brag, I did the 'taters yesterevenin' - on a dare.  Brushed 'em clean.  Cut 'em up.  Tossed 'em in a pot.  Salted 'em down 'til they looked right.  Stuck in 'bout 3/4" of butter - that looked right too.  Followin' Del's example I didn't measure nuttin'.  Put water in 'til they were covered then boiled the hell out 'em.  Goods I ever et.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthurs note:  I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that

IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!
>

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

Slim

[litl rooster]

Emergency meeting of the Village Fathers>that's me< is called to pass Legisration to stop endless waste of meat >especially Beef<  Seasonin' potatoes with it. With in the Village limits..................

[Forty Rod]

TOFURKEY RULES!!!

[Delmonico]

 

[litl rooster]

Grand daddy use to say, Grannie could make a boot taste good cooked in the Dutch Oven....In the 60's thing's got tight had have the boot a time or two.

[Trinity]

I've had meats that tasted like boots.  Mostly when I was doing the cooking.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

  Dell Ah Ain't saying that this steak is tough, I don't see that Ol mule that was tied up here an hour ago.

[Delmonico]

Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook.  Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross.  Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?

[Marshal harpoluke]

Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook.  Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross.  Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?

In Your case Dell that was a complement.