Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I do believe that sheep (spit) herder is lookin' for trouble, he best hight tail it out of litlroosterville while he still can or he just might end up in the courtroom as the prime suspect for threats against litl roosters life, and I can tell you the end results won't be pretty.

So sheep (spit) herder you best be leaving town by daybreak.  Just a friendly warning.



  Thanks fer da warning (frindly or otherwise) Marshal tips hat.  I don't want to hurt Lil Rooster, He's just on the fair for Supper.

Ifi'n Ya go back to some of the other threads He has already tried to Bushwack me. Ah has a Warrentt.

don't have any Enimies, at least none living















o.k. maybe not so friendly.

[Delmonico]

Fergot what ya was gonna say again?   

[litl rooster]

Fergot what ya was gonna say again?   

litl' roosters throws suspeny in round file rummages thru papers on desk and hands one to the "moonlighter", a suspeny to appear  in court in litl' roosterville   litl' roosterville vs.Delmonico aka disgruntle cosie aka Castor Oil Kid...... e al.   also hands him papers on a sheep(spit)herder {ifn' your going to actually work, here's somethings you can do}

[litl rooster]

Wow I  was going to comment here, when I hit the quoate , Nothing came up

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tha silence sez it all litl rooster 

[Delmonico]

That's what I figgered.  The light was on, but no one was at home.

[Delmonico]

We had to eddycate him in Old West terms in the lawyer thread, he though a Hog Ranch was a place you raised swine.   Then he threatened us with that worn out sheep dip thing.

Dy-no-mite will be next, must be sad not being creative, I took a creative writin' course one time, got an A+.  The sheepherder would a got a D-.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Good Morning, Thanks for da Coffee LR.

[Delmonico]

Now he forgot what thread coffee is drunk in.

[Camille Eonich]

I kin unnerstan that.  Ya got too many threads around here.  I can't keep up with them all.


Camille eyes the merge button.

[Delmonico]

Naw, it's good exercise for the mind, lol a lot of us need it.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Now he forgot what thread coffee is drunk in.

Ah kin drink Coffee on any thread Ah wants to, Don't need You approval or Permission. Puts Ipi--kack, n Castor oil in Dells Hot Sauce.

Dat'll have Em going at all ends.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Silver Creek Slim]

I kin unnerstan that.  Ya got too many threads around here.  I can't keep up with them all.


Camille eyes the merge button.

Now, wouldn't that be bazaar tryin' ta keep things straight. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Ah kin drink Coffee on any thread Ah wants to, Don't need You approval or Permission.

That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'.

[Trinity]

Now, wouldn't that be bazaar tryin' ta keep things straight. 

Slim

More bizarre than any other thread in Tall Tales? 

That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'.

"Ah done  hert that sheep herders ain got no guts!  Cosies, on tha other hand, got plenny o' guts" 

[Trinity]

Why Trinity you need sum lawyer to help you with this....Have another beer sit down relax.  Let me explain this to you. Even if lawyer Dagitt, could get hearin' in My litl' roosterville court room, he will be takin' 1/3 of any proceeds. Now if I would try this case and find in your favor, I would have to sell all my holdings and close down the whole ball of werks. This means, no more free meals or drinks, Four Eyed Buck would have to pick up all the girls and take thm back to the Charm Skool or to their homes. There be no more Beer....Did I mention lawyer Dagitt would get 1/3 of all proceeds?

"Ah don' care none 'bout no pro-ceeds.  Ah wan' tha HOOTERS!"

[Delmonico]

I got a better idea, how 'bout the Hooters and litl roosters left ......le

[Trinity]

 

[Delmonico]

Ya know that sheepherder will try ta tell us he has guts, but he won't do 'nuthin' ta prove it, he'll just go off and post about his 10 gauge and sumthin' 'bout dy-no-mite.  But nuthin' about provin' he has guts.   "Course that's why he lives on a chicken ranch.

[Ozark Tracker]

"Course that's why he lives on a chicken ranch.

him and da sheep must be hiding out, afraid to pop up