Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Arcey]

Groovy..........

'Puters in the card game 'n now NCIC/V-CIN in Roosterville..

Tom, how we stop PISTOL before it creeps in?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Pull the plug! 

Heck the info in it aint gonna be right anyhow Arcey!

[Camille Eonich]

Groovy..........

'Puters in the card game 'n now NCIC/V-CIN in Roosterville..

Tom, how we stop PISTOL before it creeps in?

Who's got 'puters in tha card game?!!!    :oThat's CHEATIN'!!! 

[Trinity]

Yuk.   A kuick telegaph to Marshllls Law Firm ' Blue, Screw, N Tatoo Em Esq.  Clears Marshall of All charges, but there is an outstanding Warrent for Dell as a lowdown lying, cheating, rabelrousing, backshooting Cosie.

Marshal Arests Dell N throghs Him In Da Clink.     Dell ha to eat all dat Wonder bread., Yuk.

Del might be rabelrousing, but he is not a backshooting Cosie.  Trinity frees him and starts looking for his brother, Bambino.  The Sheep Marshal is about to lose a foot or two in height.

[Delmonico]

Ahhh, Trinity, I've shot 3 sheepherders in the back, butI don't think that counts does it?

[Trinity]

Nahhhhh. Not really. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Onliest way to shoot em Del, after all ya kent stand ta look at em!

[Marshal harpoluke]

Onliest way to shoot em Del, after all ya kent stand ta look at em!

Yellow!

>:(Marshall Who is loading Up Da 10ga.

[Arcey]

Ahhh, Roostah......

Whilst ya were out promotin' the town, one yer ex-employees been stealin' from ya 'n raisin' all sorts ah cain.  Been conspirin' with ah pettifogger ta drag yer good name thru court in whut could turn inta a nasty 'n expensive suit - 'n I doan mean three piece.

Now, I got's photographic eviydence whut might just stop it all.  Won't come cheap ta ya but I got it.  Ya wanna talk er do I destroy it?

[litl rooster]

Ahhh, Roostah......

Whilst ya were out promotin' the town, one yer ex-employees been stealin' from ya 'n raisin' all sorts ah cain.  Been conspirin' with ah pettifogger ta drag yer good name thru court in whut could turn inta a nasty 'n expensive suit - 'n I doan mean three piece.

Now, I got's photographic eviydence whut might just stop it all.  Won't come cheap ta ya but I got it.  Ya wanna talk er do I destroy it?

Arcey, Under present circumstances I may have to take you up on yer offer.

Author's note<< Must go back to page 25 and start over.  In the mean time would some have the sheep(spit)herder read the first few pages of this thread...I believe he is breaking one of the first laws of litl' roosterville

[litl rooster]

"Kin it be true?  Ah ain' really fahrd, is Ah?  Ah love this job... it's tha only reason Ah git up in tha moanin'"  

On the contrary my friend you ain't fahrd........ I hired Ms. Gurdy to lesson yer work load.  You still have 25% interest in the Gun and Pawn Shop, plus yer split fer helping Bambino in collections.  I comp all yer meals and liquid refreshments from, litl' roosterville's Hooter'sand or the Showboat and Casinonote, Live show nitely


Big storm must sign out...continue later

[Forty Rod]

Trinity.  TRINITY!!!

Put the gun down.  When he mentioned nasty an' exensive suit he weren't talkin' about your dang skivvies.

[Arcey]

Arcey, Under present circumstances I may have to take you up on yer offer.

I shall await the summons ta yer offices, sir....

[Trinity]

"Wail, Forty.... What ails kin he mean?  Is he tawlkin' bout mah pimp outfit?"

Trinity leaves with three more dancing girls.



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Then he ducks his head back in, wide eyed:  "Wha'?  Ah ain' fahrd?  But, Ah wanna main-tain con-trol over tha hirin' of tha girls.  Kin Ah?  Huh?"

[litl rooster]

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Then he ducks his head back in, wide eyed:  "Wha'?  Ah ain' fahrd?  But, Ah wanna main-tain con-trol over tha hirin' of tha girls.  Kin Ah?  Huh?"

Why of course my friend.........That's yer best asset to Litl' Roosterville inc.  Besides there's somethin new coming to the litl' roosterville Hooter's that I had installed just with you in mine.

Now is there any need for anymore of this talk of Friveliz lawsuits?  Why my court docket is plum full these days With sheep(spit)herders rabalrousin' cousies and wannabe attorneys>>>I had to get the bouncer at Hooter's to fill in as my Bailiff<<<To think some out of town lawyer could think he could sue me in my court room>>> He'll be lucky if he don't swing from the Gallow's himself

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes one look at the beer one look at the girls,  thinks he has died and gone to heaven

[Trinity]

Trinity goes to the telegraph office and wires a message over to D'Archangel.  The Telegrapher translated for Trinity:

Got good counter offer <stop>
What should I do? <stop>
Does "Litl' Roosterville inc." mean? <stop>
Is he bracing against a sure loss by tying his money up with red tape? <stop>
What should I do? <stop>.
The beer cooler looks really good! <stop>
What should I do? <stop>

[litl rooster]

Why Trinity you need sum lawyer to help you with this....Have another beer sit down relax.  Let me explain this to you. Even if lawyer Dagitt, could get hearin' in My litl' roosterville court room, he will be takin' 1/3 of any proceeds. Now if I would try this case and find in your favor, I would have to sell all my holdings and close down the whole ball of werks. This means, no more free meals or drinks, Four Eyed Buck would have to pick up all the girls and take thm back to the Charm Skool or to their homes. There be no more Beer....Did I mention lawyer Dagitt would get 1/3 of all proceeds?

[Montana Darlin]

I do believe that sheep (spit) herder is lookin' for trouble, he best hight tail it out of litlroosterville while he still can or he just might end up in the courtroom as the prime suspect for threats against litl roosters life, and I can tell you the end results won't be pretty.

So sheep (spit) herder you best be leaving town by daybreak.  Just a friendly warning.








o.k. maybe not so friendly.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico, moonlightin' as a Bailiff, delivers litl rooster a sup-pee-na for a court hearing in the Federal Court in Lincoln Newbrassky.