Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

However the shoes remain glued to his feet.

Super Glue is good stuff


Trinity with them clothes and shoes ya look like a Nu Orlynns pimp

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at himself in the mirror and cusses.  "Dang.  Whar did that feather go to?!?"

[Trinity]

A whole group of new waitresses come in for inspection... and one dancer.

     

[litl rooster]

>squack<Tinity Hire'em all.   I've got bigger plans fer ya startin' tomorrow.



BTW nice hat on ICON

[Trinity]

They all jump up and down excitedly and rush in to hug Trinity when they hear the good news.

[Delmonico]

Then one of them looks down, sees Trinity's shoes and they all head out to parts unkown.

[Forty Rod]

Befittin' a male what?

[Forty Rod]

You look like a dang Frenchman in that get-up.

[Delmonico]

He could trade his VW for a Renault.

Did ya ever notice how good the French are at buildin' ugly cars and ugly rifles?

[Trinity]

Well.  Dell, I did something about a month ago that I never thought I would ever do in my life.  I sold the VW.   I replaced it with a Ford in the hopes that trips to the mechanic wouldn't be so darned expensive.  I didn't have too many problems with the VW, but when I did it always left my wallet crying like a potato in a microwave. 

The heads over at VW got too big.  They wanted to do away with the small time buyers like me and in the US are going after the luxury market only.  In Germany they are still have two models even smaller and more economical than the Golf/Jetta.  With the Golf on up, they are equipping them more luxurously with each new model introduction.   I guess the US market doesn't want the small-fries over here.  We like to buy our cars expensive, whether we can afford them or not!   ...Have you seen some of the car payments out there?  I can get a house cheaper! ... that's an entirely differenty topic, the prices of houses.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Can he sing in French and dance?


He does sort of look like Liza Minelli with a beard

Whatcha say?!?!?!?!   

Slim

[Delmonico]

He didn't stutter!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Musta been my 300 baud hearing. 

Slim

[Montana Darlin]

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every
once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

[Trinity]

"Is she lookin' fer a job?  Ah thank we kin use her"

[litl rooster]

<<<<<<standing i front of the building next to litl' roosterville jail, directly across th road from Roosterville Showboat and Casino  He admires the new sign,

Grand Opening

litl' roosterandTinity's

Pawn and Gun Shop

Money to Loan open 4pm to Midnight   to cheat Serve ya betta

Okay Trinity, yer all set. Remember never lend more 40% of the Book Value always git and I.D. Cars and Jewelry 25%(we can take that away in court when they don't pay)

When yer brother Bambino comes in give him this envelope, and list of deadbeats client's name and have him go have a chat with them

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster,  what's ya want to do with this sign that Trinity had made up.

[Trinity]

litl rooster,  what's ya want to do with this sign that Trinity had made up.

"Yeah!!  Wass wrong wif mah sign?  At least ya orta do a little better on tha whittlin' job on yer sign.  Ah was tolt that a person could still read "Cheat" .  "

[Bambino]

Bambino walks up and snatches the slip of paper out of Trinity's hand.  "Gimme that!"

He looks it over, grunts and nods.  Then he eats the contract list and leaves.

[Ozark Tracker]

Dern if he don't like his work