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Trinity

#1640
September 08, 2008, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Sod Buster on September 08, 2008, 08:58:18 PM
I am happy to know my order didn't hurt Leo's pocketbook any!   ;D

"That was tha Deee-posit.  If'n ya give tha bottle back, Leo git's a refund.  Ya kain' GIVE that stuff ta mos' folk!" :P
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#1641
September 08, 2008, 09:23:22 PM
Quote from: Trinity on September 08, 2008, 08:56:41 PM
"You got it fellers.  Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess.  Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake. >:(  It's got to go!!!

Leo, yer total so far is as follows:

40x beer at $125 = $5,000.00
8x XL Pretzel at $45 = $360.00
40x Cheese $.15 = $6.00
8x Xthick balogna $50 = $400.00
1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10

Sub total = $5,766.10
Tip = $2,883.00

"Ah'll keep tha tab a-runnin' fer tha other fellers."



Well now, seems I touched a nerve.
     Didn't 'spect ya ta feed an water us fer free.  But now I see ma bee-nevel-ance has been takin advantage of.  Here's yer money pard.  I'm gonna use the rest a what I got ta open a REAL strip joint right cross the street.
     C'mon girls, let's give Rooville somethin ta talk about. 
     And without no punkin juice.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Trinity

#1642
September 08, 2008, 09:37:01 PM
The girls just stare at Leo as he continues to motion to the door.  Then they all run over and nuzzle up to Trinity noting that the strange man was scaring them.

"Dontchoo worry 'bout him gals.  Ah reckon he don' know that litl rooster owns all the lan' aroun' har an' that his mob po-lice squad is gonna co-reck thangs ifn' he trahs ta open a jernt acrosst tha street.

"Say, Leo, c'mon back.  Dontcha wan no beer?  We jes had a dee-livery yestidy an' gots plenny lef'.  Ah'll give you a discoun' on accounta you's such a good customer.  How's $99.95 a bottle soun'?"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#1643
September 08, 2008, 09:40:34 PM
looky thar, he's a nailing up his sign, just outside the boundry of litl roosterville.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#1644
September 08, 2008, 09:41:32 PM
"Look agin.  Bruno jes put up another sahn."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#1645
September 08, 2008, 09:50:48 PM
Sorry Bruno, it didn't have ta end this way.
     I was just tryin ta buy some folks lunch.  Road ta hell's paved with good intentions an all that.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Trinity

#1646
September 08, 2008, 09:57:52 PM
"Ah don believe ever'body en-joyed they lunch.  Ain' heard nary a comp-plaint. ;D  Whah, that way ol' Ozark Tracker was a-gobblin' theyum prezels, you'd a thought he h'ain' ate in a monf."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#1647
September 08, 2008, 10:02:07 PM
well it had been since 5 this afternoon  :o

I guess we just gonna havta find a copy of that original map Delmonico drew when we set up all the lands,  see where all boundries are.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Leo Tanner

#1648
September 08, 2008, 10:06:08 PM
Alas poor Poor Bruno, for I knowed him well...
     Wait a minute, that's the wrong dang story.  Where was I... oh yeah
BANG
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Trinity

#1649
September 08, 2008, 10:20:54 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 08, 2008, 10:02:07 PM
well it had been since 5 this afternoon  :o

I guess we just gonna havta find a copy of that original map Delmonico drew when we set up all the lands,  see where all boundries are.

Trinity runs up and unrolls a piece of parchment.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Lucky Irish Tom

#1650
September 09, 2008, 04:54:45 AM
T. Phinneus Interlocketer Esq.  shows up with a newly drawn boundary map showing property that litl rooster sold to Leo to help fund his campaign.

If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Texas Lawdog

#1651
September 09, 2008, 06:36:17 AM
Looks to me that we need a survey crew to check the boundaries of the map.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Ozark Tracker

#1652
September 09, 2008, 07:01:15 AM
Leo calls in mega builders and survey crew, satallite survey's are taken and checked,
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Ozark Tracker

#1653
September 09, 2008, 07:09:58 AM
The TV crew that is traveling with litl rooster the Peoples Canidate swarm litl roosterville to see if litl rooster is building a bridge to nowhere.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

#1654
September 09, 2008, 09:35:28 AM
It takes a village to build a bridge.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Trinity

#1655
September 09, 2008, 05:29:34 PM
litl rooster counts the money and congratulates Trinity for thinking on his feet.  However, the total was $0.10 off, so he took it out of Trinity's tips.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Texas Lawdog

#1656
September 09, 2008, 05:58:01 PM
Tri nity, You can use all this experience when you organize all the inauguration parties for LIL Rooster when he becomes President.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Trinity

#1657
September 09, 2008, 06:02:53 PM
"That's the plan.  Me an' OT have an arrangement fer several waggonloads of potted turkey meat.  We' gonna smear it on some of Dail's sourdough braid."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Texas Lawdog

#1658
September 09, 2008, 06:21:25 PM
I was thinkin' about BBQ SPAM finger sammiches too.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#1659
September 09, 2008, 10:15:47 PM
The boundries seem clear per the map. 
     I felt threatend by that Bruno and all actions on my part fell inta the realm a legality.  The freaky liookin dude was shot on spec, no helpin it.

All I's wanted ta do was buy some guys lunch.  Jeez, ya'd think there was sheep on the cattle grazin land.

An by the way...
NEKKID CHICKS!!!


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.
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