Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

More signs appear.

BIG SALE COMING SOON

Not at Hooters

[Trinity]

Trinity wonders why signs for sales not at the little roosterville HOOTERS are being pasted there.  He quickly tears them down and puts up another sign.

[Delmonico]

With Trinity in prison camp in the littl rooster cam-pain thread, signs appear all over litl roosterville.

BIG SALE COMING SOON

Not at Hooters

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Nobody sees the sign because they can't find litl toosterville!   

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Trinity]

I think that's the kiddie park down the street a bit.

[litl rooster]

   While Trinity and the others think I suffer from CRS I sneak back in to my Kingdom and plan the next big event.



     'Black Widow' to Try Hand at Burritos
By Associated Press
Mon Sep 10, 4:44 PM

Litl' Roosterville- The 100-pound woman who holds the world lobster-eating title will be trying her hand at burritos in a contest far from the land of TexMex.

The diminutive Sonya Thomas of Alexandria, Va., is coming to Maine for the Costa Vida World Burrito Eating Championship on Sept. 22 at the Mexican restaurant.

Thomas, who's known as "The Black Widow," humbled her larger male counterparts by consuming 11.3 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes in 2005 in Kennebunk.

Other burrito competitors include Tim "Eater X" Janus, who recently shattered the tamale record by downing 71 of them in 12 minutes, along with Chip "Dr. ChipBurger" Simpson of Birmingham, Ala., Tim "Gravy" Brown of Chicago and Jason "Crazy Legs" Conti of New York.

They'll be chowing down on Costa Vida's 18-ounce "Big Kahuna" burrito.

The burrito record holder, Eric "Badlands" Booker, won't be defending his title. Once weighing in at 420 pounds, he's retired from competitive eating, said Ryan Nerz, spokesman for New York-based Major League Eating, which is overseeing the event.

Booker once polished off 15 BurritoVille burritos in eight minutes, but those burritos were only six ounces apiece. Because Costa Vida's burritos are so big, the eaters will be given 12 minutes to gorge themselves while vying for $3,000 in prize money, Nerz said.






    I don't even think Trinity could win this

[Trinity]

"Ah wan'ned ta par-ticipate, but they wouln' let me.  The lil feller in tha sign-up box slammed his winder shut when he seen me a-comin'"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes inta litlroosterville and loads up all the chicken wings and leaves in his pick-up.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish pulls in right after after Del with a bus that looks like the Parteidge Family Bus.  He loads up all the Hooters Girls.

[Trinity]

Trinity brings the girls back and has a brief talk with them about the things they might have learned during they brief stay at     
Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm^TM.

"Don' 'member nothin' you done huhd or seen!  An' let them top buttons loose agin'."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity finds out that some dastardly villian has sewn the top buttons permanently closed!

Not only that but the girls are all offering to serve only Tofu flavored beef!

[Trinity]

Angry, Trinity decides to bring out the Swimwear that the girls were supposed to wear next summer.

[Trinity]

Trinity stops in for a few beers and quickly leaves.  When litl rooster looks out the window he sees his old neighbors. 





Angry, he rushes out to find a note tied around the biggest one's head:

Don' blame me none, 10zzzz tolt me ta do it.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[litl rooster]

BOOMSPIT SPIT

[Trinity]

<<Only one? >>

[litl rooster]

<<Only one? >>

ONE 6 POUNDER

[Trinity]

 

"Welp, thar goes mah dinner fer a month."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A sign goes up:

THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL

LEG OF LAMB

RACK OF LAMB

LAMB CHOPS

MUTTON STEW