Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

When did they start putting prizes like that in can's of soup? 

I gotta get out more often! 

   Yes you should

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Holy Cow!
You wouldn't be able to walk after taking one of those

[Delmonico]

You Waited For It, You Got It  

[Trinity]

I forgot to wait...  What happened?

[Delmonico]

Go back to page 144 and look by the noodle soup can.

[litl rooster]

Holy Cow!
You wouldn't be able to walk after taking one of those

  I don't think they make that to help your walking

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[Sod Buster]

I don't think they make that to help your walking

Unless you learned to walk on three legs. 

[Tensleep]

Unless you learned to walk on three legs. 

LOL! That's funny, I doan care who ya are! 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Tricycle landing gear

[Ozark Tracker]

Tricycle landing gear

  I'm staying off anything with spokes going round 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Look Martha, must be one a them alien things from War of the Worlds, It got's three laigs!

[litl rooster]

    at the entraance of Litl' Roosterville HOOTER's  the chaulk board reads

Soup d'Jour

Homestyle Chicken Noodle

[Trinity]

"Is that tha kahnd wif litl teeny peices of chicken or big chunks?"

[Ozark Tracker]

    if'n they make it there at Hooters it's bound ta be them big chunks,  otherwise they'd cut their finger off trying to get it cut in them little bitty pieces

[Delmonico]

"Is that tha kahnd wif litl teeny peices of chicken or big chunks?"

Big chunks, includes the feet and feathers.

[Trinity]

"MMmmmmmm, boy!  Maw flavor!"

[Sod Buster]

Beaks & toenails too!

[Trinity]

"Ah draw mah lahn at toe nails!. "

[Trinity]

Trinity decides to begin pouring the beer now in preparation of the influx of visitors from the new place with the doomed-to-fail advertising campaign.

He also draws up a new sign:

All-Drinking, All-Smoking, All-Card Playing, Packed with Hootergirls Saloon