Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sneaks around litl roosterville with a big stack of paper, some tacks and a tack hammer.  All over town he tacks up signs that say Coming Soon, wait for it!

[Ozark Tracker]

after taking off a few days work, Trinity gets real hungory, so he moseys on down to Hooters for  hot dogs and beer.
hoping he don't miss what ever it is.

[Delmonico]

A new sign, is now covering the "Welcome to litl roosterville" sign on the one lane dirt road that leads to litl roosterville.

Coming Soon, wait for it

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity hears about the new sign out on the edge of town, so he walks out there to see if he can figure out what's coming

inquiring minds want to know

[Delmonico]

For inquiring minds, click here.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

To find out whats coming to litl roosterville, watch this thread.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity walks on down to the bus station and pays for a ticket to Nationa Enquirer headquarters,

he figures he'll go right to the source of all information

[Trinity]

Trinity goes to the edge of town, rips down the sign and returns to the littleroosterville HOOTERS, mumbling all the way.

[Delmonico]

The Hooters girls are all singin' "Coming Soon, wait for it" when Trinity gets back to the Hooters.  An airplane flies over and writes in smoke.

[Ozark Tracker]

and then has to make an emerengency landing because he's soooooo   dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity is now dizzy from watching the plane spin around in the sky!

[Trinity]

"T'ain' no wonder that feller had ta lain so quickly.  His aero-plane was a-smokin' awl that tahm.  Prolly fergot ta affix tha cap on tha earl an' when he wen' ta loopin' it about an' he done spilt earl awl over tha engine."

[Delmonico]

A rusty black 1963 Ford Station Wagon with fake wood grain paneling slowly drives into town, on it top is roped a giant outdoor speaker of the type they always had on the MASH TV show.  When the black car with blacked out windows reaches the town limits it starts broadcastin' through the giant speaker:

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[litl rooster]

   between working hard on the cam-paine trail and trying to get the details from Delmonico on the new big plans Coming Soon he lays his head on the desk and falls off to sleep

[Pony Racer]

Wakey, wakey, wakey!!!!

heave out, trice up

Reveille

PR

[Trinity]

A rifle chambers in the distance.  Click-clack!

[Delmonico]

COMING TOMORROW, THEN YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT

[Silver Creek Slim]

But, tomorrow never comes. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

But, tomorrow never comes. 

Slim

Tomorrow is now today, and it's here, no waitin', it now comes in an extra strength version.   Presenting, Big Blue.

[litl rooster]

It's for Big Men!





could you heat the soup up for us, please?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

When did they start putting prizes like that in can's of soup? 

I gotta get out more often!