Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity goes running by the fire station, the fireman hose him off,

when Trinity gets back to the Hooters, Sod Buster has a plate full of pancakes to offer him for doing such a thing to him.

[Sod Buster]

Hearin' the Z word, Delmonico runs like heck and exits the tread before Sodbuster can give him some also.

hehehehe!!  <evil grin>

[Delmonico]

Trinity looks carefully and sees seeds in the pancakes and is suspious.  This time of year you never know where someone will hid zucchini in some sort of food.

[Ozark Tracker]

but the smell of the pancakes are too much to resist and it is kinda dark over by his table.

[Sod Buster]

but the smell of the pancakes are too much to resist and it is kinda dark over by his table.

Zucchini pancakes:

[Delmonico]

Used to eat stuff, mostly brownies, with green stuff in them, not no more.

[Trinity]

Trinity shrieks as he nears the table.  He tries to back away, but he couldn't move fast enough...

[Trinity]

As morning arrives, litl rooster steps outside his home and stretches.  His eyes grow wide in anger when he sees that the sheep has made it's way back over to litl roosterville. 

Turning red with anger, he takes a running start at the sheep across the yard and punts him hard back over the fence.  The ball of fluff never touches the ground before he is lost from sight.  litl rooster then spits in the direction in which the sheep flew and, with a smile, returns to his home.

[Delmonico]

As morning arrives, litl rooster steps outside his home and stretches.  His eyes grow wide in anger when he sees that the sheep has made it's way back over to litl roosterville. 

Turning red with anger, he takes a running start at the sheep across the yard and punts him hard back over the fence.  The ball of fluff never touches the ground before he is lost from sight.  litl rooster then spits in the direction in which the sheep flew and, with a smile, returns to his home.

That has no phone or internet connection.

[Trinity]

His boot had a connection with a wooly hide and that's good enough for him, for now.

[Delmonico]

The Zuchinni hatin' Eller-funk comes over from the Nebrassky thread and stomps on the Zuchinni pancakes and now has Zuchinni and sheep fur 'tween it's toes.

[Trinity]

litl rooster walks outside to wait for the utilities man.  After ten hours of sitting and waiting and drinking coffee, he stands up, looks around and cusses.  Angry, he crosses the fence into the land of the Dynamite Chicken Ranch and finds a sheep which he promptly kicks over the fence into his yard.  He walks back, spits on the sheep and punts it back into the other field.  With a smile on his face, litl rooster goes inside.

[Delmonico]

When he comes out later with another cup o coffee, he finds out that there are more sheep to punt.

[Trinity]

litl rooster calls behind himself into the house, "Darlin', I'm going to be out here a little while."

A large smile forms as he then begins to swing his leg back and forth to loosen up. 

[Ozark Tracker]

after booting out bout 20 sheep, litl rooster has to refresh his Copenhagen and comes to conclusion that if that utility man don't get here soon, he's gonna havta have Del send Steel Toed cowboy boots.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Lll roster starts to count the Sheep, N falls asleeep.ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.........



He falls face down into the sheep manure.

[Delmonico]

Which roll away when he hits the ground.

[harycalahand]

  ???Say  Rooster what is it with you and sheep anyway, and before ya start yeh I now sheep always  lie.

[Trinity]

litl rooster is a cowboy... cowboys and sheepherders, and thereby sheep, don't get along.

[Delmonico]

litl rooster is a cowboy... cowboys and sheepherders, and thereby sheep, don't get along.

This hary fella don't seem very bright, ya 'spose he's also a closet sheepman also?