Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

"Hey!  Who is  theeeus?  That ain' none of yer business!"  *SLAM*

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster comes walking by the door and tells Trinity he just made $3.95 his share for talking ta strangers  on the phone.

[Trinity]

Trinity grabs up the phone and yells "You steel thar?  Hello?  Ya wanna know more 'bout mah britches?  Hello?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Nobody there

Trinity now starts dialling numbers, a trying to reach anybody,
litl rooster comes by the door again,  No, No it don't work that way, they got ta call you.

[Trinity]

"Dangumit!"  Trinity pouts and rests his head on his arms as he awaits another call.

[Ozark Tracker]

2 wrong numbers and 1 hang up later, Trinity almost goes ta sleep at his post. just before he dozes off, a call for him comes through.

[Trinity]

"Naw, ma.  Y'ain' 'posed ta cawl me hair.  This is mah work.  Please hang up, Ah'll cawl ya later.  Ok?"

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster installs a computer in the office with a camera so Trinity will be able to use the phone and the computer for his business.

[litl rooster]

after the noise of the leaf blower and the dust settles, I install a second phone and computor system for Trinity's cuzin to werk from... They can now double their income

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity bends a couple of coat hangers to hold the phones up to his ears so he can use his hands on the computer,  with a little practice he'll figure out which phone is hooked to which ear.

[litl rooster]

  Mebbe I could ford a roll a duct tape for the cause.........................cause I think it would make for a good wreck

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster goes out and gets a roll of gorilla duct tape and with the phones up to Trinity's head, he makes a couple passes around with the tape,  gets it over one eye the first time, removes it and pulls out all the eye lashes on one eye and half of one sideburn.

[litl rooster]

  On the cuzin's side

[Ozark Tracker]

llitl rooster sees Trinity slump over his keyboard,  on close inspection, he sees the problem, tape over his nose and Trinity trying to eat, cut off all the air.

[Trinity]

litl rooster hires a new employee and to Trinity's dismay, he is equipped with the latest hands-free technology while Trinity is still bound with duct tape.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ya gotta remember they probablly would't have that new technology, if they had'nt seen ya with them 2 phones taped ta your head.

[Trinity]

Ah been hair longer.  Ah wan' the latest tech-no-logy! 

[Ozark Tracker]

well now don't tell him I tolt ya but he did buy one of them hard hats with 2 can holders on the side, with the tubes comin down ta yer mouth.

and it did have the word BOSS painted on it

[Trinity]

Oh great!  Now he's gonna be struttin' roun' hair lahk a pee-cock, jus' showin' off his new hat wif fancy writin'.  Ah'll bet even them letters is 'posed ta stane fer sumpin."

[Ozark Tracker]

naw, he ain't got time to wear the hat around, he's out somewhere in Californy  a running from a mob,  I mean running fer president